Your 'must not have' list for a house

Your 'must not have' list for a house

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10,922 posts

219 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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J1JPE said:
Would you buy near to an Army base?

Pros
- ready sales / rental market from relocating forces families
- security patrols around the perimeter
- occasional visits from awesome helicopter troop carriers
- annual community open day
- phone number published online so you can call the CO with any questions

Cons
- they like shooting practice once or twice a week inc Saturday mornings
- Some schools get lower ratings due to transient pupils

50/50
- some 'interesting' characters in the local pub, supermarket
Personally, no. Only because of your second 'con', though. I was an army brat, with the emphasis on the 'brat'. It's a difficult place to be, I'd suggest.

That said, if the house is really cheap, it may be worth it!

arfur sleep

1,166 posts

220 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Busa mav said:
Never buy with a shared drive / access.
Looking at a house now and the only major concern for me is the share drive.

Starts single road width then opens up into a wide space in front of the two houses.

Each house can easily park 4 cars in front of it with each having unobstructed access to the road - seen it like this as I drove past the other night.

Problem is the drive needs resurfacing but I don't think the neighbours would be interested - their house needs a lot of TLC.

Otherwise the house is spot on....I'm thinking that i might be prepared to pay to have more than my share of the drive resurfaced just to get my bit done...am i insane?

Busa mav

2,562 posts

155 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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arfur sleep said:
Otherwise the house is spot on....I'm thinking that i might be prepared to pay to have more than my share of the drive resurfaced just to get my bit done...am i insane?
moe than insane, move along.

It WILL be a problem , people just take the pi$$ when it comes to "just blocking the drive for a few moments".

I moved house 5 years ago, the shared drive and early morning plane noise over Wokingham were the 2 main reasons.

Oh and the constant traffic jams in the town.

arfur sleep

1,166 posts

220 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Fort Jefferson said:
Must not have neigbours with caravans, boats or motorhomes stuck on the drive.
ah bugger, another bad mark against the shared drive house then...

Craikeybaby

10,421 posts

226 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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I'm not slightly concerned about the shared access to the back of the property I am buying, I've never actually seen anyone using it, but wasn't aware of potential problems. At least the main parking is off street at the front of the house.

dtmpower

3,972 posts

246 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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I'd love to get rid of the following from my house

white gloss trim/joinery
skirting boards
narrow hallway (no wider than the front door)
sloping driveway - most cars handbrake struggle to hold it

I am sure there are more, will add in due course.

New POD

3,851 posts

151 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Following the pain of moving from house number 1 to house number 2, where people in the houses we had offers (yes twice) accepted decided not to move after all, our must have became :

1) Owner must be either Dead, or no longer living there. (i.e a repossession, a massive lottery win or moved in with new partner)

which added to the others

2) No more than a mile from the in laws, but no less than half a mile
3) Smallest bedroom, bigger than 6'6'' x 7'2'
4) Space for a garage.
5) Height for Loft Conversion


Everything else was acceptable if the price was acceptable.


Unfortunately I should have added

6) No shared drive
7) Space for a barn sized garage.
and for the wife
8) a Kitchen bigger than 8 x 6 (a lot bigger)

because we bought a house with a single garage which is next to next doors single garage and approached via a single shared drive.

There IS space for a tripple garage, but then there would be NO rear garden. There is space for a kitchen extension, but that would use the remaining 8 foot of garden before my massive garage which I'm not allowed and wouldn't get planning for.

clarkey540i

2,220 posts

175 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Must not be near a bus stop or bus route.
Must not be near a train line.
Must not have a water meter.

Crafty_

13,297 posts

201 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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clarkey540i said:
Must not have a water meter.
As I understand it you'll be out of luck with that one in future, I think they are becoming mandatory.


andy43

9,732 posts

255 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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Main road
Flight path
School run parking zone
No sun - north facing rear
No garage or the space to build one
Black and gold gates, fake leaded double glazing
Anything not detached
Anything with an address found on the known paedophiles list
And what the hell, anything with gold taps biggrin

TA14

12,722 posts

259 months

Tuesday 19th February 2013
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New POD said:
7) Space for a barn sized garage,
and for the wife
Are you going to let her live in the garage?

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Wednesday 20th February 2013
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TTmonkey said:
My list, based on current house:

Long narrow drive way to garage - car shuffle boring

Downstairs bathroom - not a problem for me but potential sticking problem with resale

Huge garden - sick to death of maintenance

No front garden, opens direct onto road

on main road - again resale problem, and lack of 'neighbourliness'....

Listed building - puts buyers off. Not a major issue to live with bu people scare easily.

Thatched - people think they spontaneously combust every few years - they dont.


Its a lovely house, but I dont think I'll ever be able to sell....
Are you planning on selling? I would like some of those points and could live with the others.

Must not have neighbours above or below, ie not a flat.

Be on any sort of 'estate' be it council or new build.

Be on a flood plain.

Be more than a mile from a train station, this is planning ahead, rail commuting is on the rise, no matter how bad it might seem, it is the only thing moving in rush hour.

Oil heating, bloody expensive.

clarkey540i

2,220 posts

175 months

Wednesday 20th February 2013
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Crafty_ said:
clarkey540i said:
Must not have a water meter.
As I understand it you'll be out of luck with that one in future, I think they are becoming mandatory.
But it's good not to have one while it lasts!