Neat persil left on clothes

[slomax]

look guys, i know you're trying to take the piss out of the OP, but this happened to me 2 years ago when i was in uni halls of residence. The washing machine broke on me (i overloaded it) so my washing was locked in the machine for 3 days with vanish powder.

I was given the tip when i went to my local dry cleaners to sort it all out. It worked really well!

Sometimes these things do happen.

Remember OP- Dont feed the troll

[The Beaver King]

It's been a long time since I've cried with laughter at a thread on PH. Brilliant.

[Hoofy]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dear God.

DO NOT touch the kettle.

Get an adult to help with this bit.

SWoll said:

There's your problem, best to dilute it.

Hackney said:

Technologic!

[SWoll]

The Beaver King said:

It's been a long time since I've cried with laughter at a thread on PH. Brilliant.

The OP has got a couple of useful answers and we've all had fun.

Pretty much the perfect thread so far.

[anonymous-user]

Boiling water only reduces the air (note, air, not just oxygen) in the water if the boiling container is sealed when the water boils so it pulls a partial vacuum as it cools.

If you are going to try to be clever, at least get it right!

[SWoll]

OP, thought this might come in handy.

WikiHow - How to boil water: 11 steps

Let us know how you get on.

HTH

[Triumph Man]

OP, are you the same person who asked what the low temperature bong in your car was for?

[soad]

boobles said:

OP are you sure it's Persil stains & not spunk stains?

[kowalski655]

No need to bother with all that boiling malarkey....just try a liberal application of dihydrogen monoxide, that should sort it. Just be careful,as it's used in a lot of industrial solvents, and inhaling too much can be risky.
You should be able to get it at most chemists.HTH

[anonymous-user]

Triumph Man said:

OP, are you the same person who asked what the low temperature bong in your car was for?

My God! He is! You simply could not make it up.

What next? "I've noticed if I hold my breath I feel odd, is this normal?"

[Kapenta]

Someone mentioned vanish earlier in the thread. The solution would be to rub Vanish onto the Persil and then see what happens? Be careful with dihydrogen monoxide though...

[Monty Zoomer]

Kapenta said:

Someone mentioned vanish earlier in the thread. The solution would be to rub Vanish onto the Persil and then see what happens? Be careful with dihydrogen monoxide though...

Then rub dihydrogen monoxide onto the Vanish and see what happens.

[Shaman]

Monty Zoomer said:

Kapenta said:

Someone mentioned vanish earlier in the thread. The solution would be to rub Vanish onto the Persil and then see what happens? Be careful with dihydrogen monoxide though...

Then rub dihydrogen monoxide onto the Vanish and see what happens.

It's pretty bad stuff!!

http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html

[Kermit power]

Triumph Man said:

OP, are you the same person who asked what the low temperature bong in your car was for?

Is it to stop the smoke from burning your throat?

[Triumph Man]

Kermit power said:

Triumph Man said:

OP, are you the same person who asked what the low temperature bong in your car was for?

Is it to stop the smoke from burning your throat?

Only on the highline models. I think the OP's was an SE

[Vieste]

I wonder what the result was

[Monty Zoomer]

I thought of this thread this morning when I got some coffee on the inside of my cup.

[anonymous-user]

Monty Zoomer said:

I thought of this thread this morning when I got some coffee on the inside of my cup.

I was cleaning up last night and managed to get some soap all over my hands. It was a fking nightmare, couldn't figure out how to get rid of the stuff.

Good thing I had my lint brush handy.

[Polarbert]

I know its over two years old but I've just come across this and my god is it brilliant.