My Outdoor Urinal Project
Poll: My Outdoor Urinal Project
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Surely if you are taking a very serious person around your garden they will stop taking you seriously when they see a urinal on the wall. I don't think you'll have an easy time trying to sell your house, should you want to. It'll become something of an eyesore and because you'll still be living in your house when you're 60 and you'll regret it. You might lose your bird, too.
ClassicMotorNut said:
Surely if you are taking a very serious person around your garden they will stop taking you seriously when they see a urinal on the wall. I don't think you'll have an easy time trying to sell your house, should you want to. It'll become something of an eyesore and because you'll still be living in your house when you're 60 and you'll regret it. You might lose your bird, too.
I bet you're the life and soul of the party!I voted yes, because I just want to see you do it, however I wouldn't myself.
Do you have garden space where you could partly bury one of those large terracotta coloured waste pipes. If you stick it into the ground at 45deg then the pee will drain into the ground (without smell) and you can just aim into the end of the pipe.
Do you have garden space where you could partly bury one of those large terracotta coloured waste pipes. If you stick it into the ground at 45deg then the pee will drain into the ground (without smell) and you can just aim into the end of the pipe.
s off GF no end but it's amusing from a distance. 
A friend had a laugh whilst he was putting a new bathroom into his house. He came back from the tip with a urinal that he'd found and propped it up against the wall in the bare room and continued working away.
The wife eventually returned from work and came to check on progress. She asked what the urinal was doing there and he said that she 'had been allowed to choose all of the other fittings for the bathroom and the tiles etc, and he only asked for this one thing.'.
She went ape.
On the subject of your urinal, I would go the whole hog and install one in the kitchen too, as, not only do cook you in there, but there must also be drains in there too. There would also surely be no current toilet closer to where you store your beer than a urinal hung next to the Aga.
The wife eventually returned from work and came to check on progress. She asked what the urinal was doing there and he said that she 'had been allowed to choose all of the other fittings for the bathroom and the tiles etc, and he only asked for this one thing.'.
She went ape.
On the subject of your urinal, I would go the whole hog and install one in the kitchen too, as, not only do cook you in there, but there must also be drains in there too. There would also surely be no current toilet closer to where you store your beer than a urinal hung next to the Aga.
TheHeretic said:
You could have one on a cupboard door like a swing out bin thing. 
I think I cracked a rib, I laughed so hard reading your post There would be no drainage of course on a swing out urinal, she would have to empty it by bailing it by hand daily
For further clarity, a urinal is mounted on a bracket, easily removed. It would make a good bath for the chickens, sunken into the ground. Would be off the wall by the end of the summer.
944fan said:
Can you not just take a kettle with you?
Your compost heap will benefit greatly from bring pissed on. Connect the urinal to the compost heap, and it becomes advanced eco-gardening and recycles the nitrogen.
The perfect justification.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compost
The perfect justification.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compost
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