Kids climbing trees

[deltashad]

Didn't know where to put this mods.

We have a back garden that isnt overlooked. We have tall fences with lots of ivy etc. Its been great having privacy.

the last couple of years some of the neighbour children have taken to climbing the tall trees behind our garden and we've lost our privacy, they are also very noisy.

I don't want to be a killjoy and definitely don't want to stop them climbing tree's.

How do I handle this?

My misses doesn't want to sunbathe now and they really are annoying.
Jesus, I sound like an old man.

[KTF]

Are the trees in their garden or on public land?

[deltashad]

No, its not on my land. The land doesn't belong to anyone, when the estate was built the trees were planted to give privacy between the houses behind ours and ourselves.

They have really started to grow tall the past few years.

[deltashad]

One of the boys was trying to pee on his friends from the tree earlier

[KTF]

Do you know the parents? If so could you go round and have a word?

Probably the first port of call?

Or you could start throwing things at them and wait for the parents to come round then

[deltashad]

I shouted at the phantom pee'er and they disappeared for a while, I can hear them coming closer again now.

I have a few BB guns but think that may involve the law. The misses was about to get one out I stopped her.

I'm not sure who the kids parents are as they all look the same.

I'll try shouting at them first then phase 2 will progress to small stones.

[Vipers]

Boys will be boys, don't be a spoil sport.

[KTF]

What about going round to the trees and smearing something round the trunk under the cover of darkness?

[Stig]

Walk around the garden naked. Should do the trick

[deltashad]

They're back.

[otolith]

Buy a camera with a long telephoto lens, and start pretending to photograph them while leering and vigorously rummaging in your trouser pocket.

[DocJock]

deltashad said:

I shouted at the phantom pee'er and they disappeared for a while, I can hear them coming closer again now.
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I'll try shouting at them first then phase 2 will progress to small stones.

Thinking back to when I was that age, that is precisely the way to encourage them to keep it up.

Ignore them and they'll get bored of it and go and do something else annoying, somewhere else.

[deltashad]

otolith said:

Buy a camera with a long telephoto lens, and start pretending to photograph them while leering and vigorously rummaging in your trouser pocket.

Thats what i'm looking for.

Just had another idea. Could strategically place some medical needles around the area and used condoms.

[Hoofy]

If you throw stones, they'll throw them back and start to dare each other to smash a window.

Could try putting out a lawn sprayer that has a bit of a reach so that it wets the trees and ground around the base of the trees.

Or climb up the trees and piss on anyone approaching.

[Mobile Chicane]

Run around the garden in your wife's underwear while masturbating furiously and yelling "I'm free!"

That'll learn 'em.

[dingg]

Is it possible your wife has been egging them on by giving them a little show now and again??

maybe the lad wasn't pissing on his mate


just saying like

catapult from an unseen vantage point - do not get caught

[okgo]

Set fire to the trees when the kids are up them. Then go and set fire to the parents houses.

Edited by okgo on Thursday 6th June 18:15

[roofer]

okgo said:

Set fire to the trees when the kids are up then. Then go and set fire to the parents houses.

Proper reply imo.

[BlackZeD]

PH 1)

A good dollop of dog sh*t on the tree trunk where they would put
their hands.

All others)

Also there are electronic deterrents that only them little buggers can hear,
put one up near the trees they'll soon go.

[anonymous-user]

deltashad said:

No, its not on my land. The land doesn't belong to anyone, when the estate was built the trees were planted to give privacy between the houses behind ours and ourselves.

They have really started to grow tall the past few years.

Who's that miserable looking fecker in the photo

Is the miserable look because the patio needs levelling up a bit