Wasps eating our bench!

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Hoofy

76,399 posts

283 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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jon- said:
Simpo Two said:
seeby said:
Put a "NO WASPS ALLOWED" sign up biggrin
That's silly, wasps can't read. You need a sign with a picture of a wasp and a diagonal line through it.
Or both!

Idiot. They'd only obey the sign if they flew sideways. Do I have to think of everything?

Campo

10,882 posts

198 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Mmmm, benches. My favorite.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Full instructions here.

http://youtu.be/Iiv4AbrRsww

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Alternative instructions here ------->

TheRealFingers99

1,996 posts

129 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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The strange thing is that they're eating teak (surely harder to digest?): you might try leaving the odd bit of broken pallet lying around, see what happens.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Well, they don't digest it, they just gather it in big gobfulls, head back home and spit it out.

Or did you lot think the wasps ordered in a ream of paper from officeworld to build a nest?

TheRealFingers99

1,996 posts

129 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I suppose a wasp gobful must be pretty small. But when you look at the nests, they look like paper.

Is there a wasp expert in the house?

fttm

3,696 posts

136 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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REM Orange Crush at max volume , can of WD40 and a lighter , job jobbed .

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Cover it and move it and offer a substitute, bit of un treated wood?

Give the woodwork a treatment (I know teak is one of the more resilient).

Spray area with an insecticide, though you perhaps do not want to eat off it for a while. We used to use Kybosh (??) when queen wasps were sniffing around air bricks.

Sheepshanks

32,807 posts

120 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Fake nests are supposed to keep them away.

ianrb

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1,536 posts

141 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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TheRealFingers99 said:
The strange thing is that they're eating teak (surely harder to digest?): you might try leaving the odd bit of broken pallet lying around, see what happens.
There is about 3 tons of chopped up firewood, a mixture of oak & beech, far closer to the nest than the bench, but they seem to be ignoring that. Although we don't try to sit on the pile of firewood, so maybe we just never spot them.



carreauchompeur

17,852 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Sheepshanks said:
Fake nests are supposed to keep them away.
rofl Link for purchase please

Drogo

720 posts

218 months

seeby

1,807 posts

171 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I think the OP should move house and buy a plastic bench ! Problem solved!

Hoofy

76,399 posts

283 months

Sheepshanks

32,807 posts

120 months