Real Estate nightmares

[FourWheelDrift]

I like the wheelchair access ramp, to the stairs. Also good for ice and drunken wanderings off the side late at night.

[h0b0]

“Dumpton”.

At least they thought ahead and put a skylight in the attic bathroom. I can wash my hands while the seagulls st on me with my head out of the window. I’m sure I wouldn’t fit without it open.

They must have special ordered the wood from the “90’s” collection.

[PositronicRay]

anonymous said:

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All the measurements are imperial, why do they do that.

[Sa Calobra]

Muncher said:

https://m.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/482...

This one is appalling in so many respects, I just don’t know where to start with it. It is actually being promoted heavily by Zoopla on Facebook and being described as a “magnificent house”.

What is it with new money houses and rampant tilling? Where does it come from/all started?

[Chris Type R]

Muncher said:

https://m.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/482...

This one is appalling in so many respects, I just don’t know where to start with it. It is actually being promoted heavily by Zoopla on Facebook and being described as a “magnificent house”.

That looks so out of place compared to the neighbouring properties.

[Flibble]

Chris Type R said:

Muncher said:

https://m.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/482...

This one is appalling in so many respects, I just don’t know where to start with it. It is actually being promoted heavily by Zoopla on Facebook and being described as a “magnificent house”.

That looks so out of place compared to the neighbouring properties.

And compared to the size of the plot.

[Escort3500]

Flibble said:

Chris Type R said:

Muncher said:

https://m.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/photos/482...

This one is appalling in so many respects, I just don’t know where to start with it. It is actually being promoted heavily by Zoopla on Facebook and being described as a “magnificent house”.

That looks so out of place compared to the neighbouring properties.

And compared to the size of the plot.

Poor architecture. Bad planning decision.

[FourWheelDrift]

FourWheelDrift said:

I like the wheelchair access ramp, to the stairs. Also good for ice and drunken wanderings off the side late at night.

2012 old streetview of the house it replaced, I am shocked to see the ramp up to the stairs is still there but they have a small rock barrier on the edge back then to prevent accidental stepping off, but they've used it as a feature on the the new house.

https://goo.gl/maps/t3GQ5YpcyRA2

[snake_oil]

Nice layout. And location. Check out the access.

Just reduced, you say?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

[Flibble]

snake_oil said:

Nice layout. And location. Check out the access.

Just reduced, you say?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

That's is a terrible location.

[FourWheelDrift]

Well you don't have to walk far for a take-away, plenty of parking too.

Although you do have to be a bit mental to live there, as photo 3 proves. What kind of mad person wallpapers that tiny bit of ceiling edging?

[Henners]

Am I looking at this correctly...

It's BEHIND the curry shop, just off the A48?!

Jesus

[Flibble]

Yes you are looking at that correctly. It probably used to be a nice out of the way bungalow, then someone smashed a dual carriageway bypass through the land out front...

[smithyithy]

Found this gem earlier..



Rest of the house is pretty average though.. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

[jas xjr]

smithyithy said:

Found this gem earlier..



Rest of the house is pretty average though.. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Does not come with the sex pond. I'm out.

[LittleBigPlanet]

smithyithy said:

Found this gem earlier..



Rest of the house is pretty average though.. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

I would insist that the water was changed.

At a minimum.

[snake_oil]

Henners said:

Am I looking at this correctly...

It's BEHIND the curry shop, just off the A48?!

Jesus

Yep. Access through the curry house car park over a couple of hatched out parking bays. Don't forget the inflatable hot tub on the first floor balcony overlooking the car park. Because that's what you want to see from your sex pond.

Cheap at half a bar.

[Flibble]

snake_oil said:

Yep. Access through the curry house car park over a couple of hatched out parking bays. Don't forget the inflatable hot tub on the first floor balcony overlooking the car park. Because that's what you want to see from your sex pond.

Cheap at half a bar.

Easier to invite half cut curry house patrons up to join you that way.

[Escort3500]

Flibble said:

Yes you are looking at that correctly. It probably used to be a nice out of the way bungalow, then someone smashed a dual carriageway bypass through the land out front...

And added awful extensions and tasteless interior decor. What a horror.

[DonkeyApple]

Sa Calobra said:

What is it with new money houses and rampant tilling? Where does it come from/all started?

Scarface, Stringfellows and all inclusive hotels in third world Europits.