Real Estate nightmares

[BlueHave]

dhutch said:

Croutons said:

Pic 5. What the actual??

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Oh wow!

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

The only way to save it on the cheap without knocking anything down would be to paint the front white, paint the extension cream at the front or render and paint the back.

A almighty shambles as it currently stands

[Escort3500]

BlueHave said:

dhutch said:

Croutons said:

Pic 5. What the actual??

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Oh wow!

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

The only way to save it on the cheap without knocking anything down would be to paint the front white, paint the extension cream at the front or render and paint the back.

A almighty shambles as it currently stands

j

And even if you did ‘save it’, it still wouldn’t be worth anywhere near £875k.

[BlueHave]

Escort3500 said:

BlueHave said:

dhutch said:

Croutons said:

Pic 5. What the actual??

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Oh wow!

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

The only way to save it on the cheap without knocking anything down would be to paint the front white, paint the extension cream at the front or render and paint the back.

A almighty shambles as it currently stands

j

And even if you did ‘save it’, it still wouldn’t be worth anywhere near £875k.

True

[Chris Type R]

BlueHave said:

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

It probably does make it unique - just not in a desirable way.

[Hoofy]

Mental. Why did they think that looks good? It looks like they've turned a detached house into a semi and one neighbour has gone for a crazy upgrade.

[Camoradi]

BlueHave said:

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

The only way to save it on the cheap without knocking anything down would be to paint the front white, paint the extension cream at the front or render and paint the back.

A almighty shambles as it currently stands

I imagine they were mesmerised when the architect used the word "juxtaposition"

[Escort3500]

Camoradi said:

BlueHave said:

It's almost as if they believe the complete mis-match of styles makes it unique.

The only way to save it on the cheap without knocking anything down would be to paint the front white, paint the extension cream at the front or render and paint the back.

A almighty shambles as it currently stands

I imagine they were mesmerised when the architect used the word "juxtaposition"

In conjunction with ‘contemporary’ and ‘bold design statement’

[Fermit and Sarah]

My contribution for today, from my home town. You shall likely think 'nothing wrong with that'..... but.... clock the extension on the left of pic 1? Probably the least sympathetic extension I've ever seen. I guess pic 12 is from the inside of it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

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The view from the road, which they weren't so keen to put on the particulars.....
(mind, look at that early evening sky for October!)



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I'd put good money on whoever buys it negotiating a discount to flatten the extension.

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 10th October 20:28

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 10th October 20:29

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 10th October 20:31

[B17NNS]

Grade II Listed as well.

[StanleyT]

They'll probably sell the extension to someone for re-use whom may then sell it on for re-use it to rebuild a new porch on your neighbours house, KermitTF and SS

/2018 Secret Santa mode off
/2018 Secret Santa mode on / off / never existed......
/2018 Russian ID mode on, off, in our shake it all about...........

[Fermit and Sarah]

StanleyT said:

They'll probably sell the extension to someone for re-use whom may then sell it on for re-use it to rebuild a new porch on your neighbours house, KermitTF and SS

/2018 Secret Santa mode off
/2018 Secret Santa mode on / off / never existed......
/2018 Russian ID mode on, off, in our shake it all about...........

A good memory you have, and yes, that would class as an even less sympathetic extension. His latest is that he is now waiting until spring to submit plans for that. I saw his sister a few weeks ago, she bought it up and says she thinks it's crazy.

And although now changed, it was FermitTK and SS

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Fermit and Sarah said:

And although now changed, it was FermitTK and SS

And thank fk it did. Now stop saying shall in every sentence instead of will or would or whatever - exactly as you've been told many times - and you might join the ranks of posters worth listening to.

[Fermit and Sarah]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Fermit and Sarah said:

And although now changed, it was FermitTK and SS

And thank fk it did. Now stop saying shall in every sentence instead of will or would or whatever - exactly as you've been told many times - and you might join the ranks of posters worth listening to.

I'm not quite sure what provoked that vitriol.

Someones tag handle on a random corner of the internet upsets you so, wow.

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 10th October 21:28

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Fermit and Sarah said:

I'm not quite sure what provoked that vitriol.

Someones tag handle on a random corner of the internet upsets you so, wow.

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 10th October 21:28

Er, ok. Not really vitriol, and something that's been said many times in any case, but the misuse and over-use of shall is what actually gets my goat rather than what you call yourselves.

[Fermit and Sarah]

It's a very random detail to take beef at. The way I use words is the way I use them, we all have our ways with them, and I've never pretended to be Wordsworth.

Oh, and for the record, it was just you and two others IIRC who have historically taken issue with my grammar. No fker 'tells' me anything, so get off your soap-box petal.

[StanleyT]

Fermit and Sarah said:

And although now changed, it was FermitTK and SS

So, thinking about it, that is what it so was, when now I look back. Also, I now shall have to remember in future not to call you that. The only Kermits that shall remain so, in my life, will be the management where I work and of course, the 1970s puppets.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Fermit and Sarah said:

No fker 'tells' me anything, so get off your soap-box petal.

FFS. Whatevs.

[CAPP0]

Fermit and Sarah said:

It's a very random detail to take beef at. The way I use words is the way I use them, we all have our ways with them, and I've never pretended to be Wordsworth.

I don't know (or care) whether I'm one of the others but I'll support CdG here. Your ridiculous and inappropriate over-use of "shall" is mildly irritating, in that it makes your posts slightly more difficult to read, but it also indicates either someone trying far too hard to appear clever, or someone who is , well, a bit silly. Which you may not be, but that's how it looks.

Were there such a tool as an English to Fermit translator and I ran my paragraph above through it, it would probably say:

Fermit Translator said:

I shall not know (or care) whether I shall be one of the others but I shall support CdG here. Your ridiculous and inappropriate over-use of "shall" shall be considered mildly irritating, in that it shall make your posts slightly more difficult to read, but it also indicates either someone who shall be trying far too hard to appear clever, or someone who shall actually be a bit silly. Which you may not be, but that shall be how it looks.

Maybe now you can see why people mention it?


Oh, and:

Fermit and Sarah said:

No fker 'tells' me anything

Edited by CAPP0 on Monday 15th October 15:24

[Escort3500]

anonymous said:

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Utterly soulless, inside and out.

[BlueHave]

Escort3500 said:

anonymous said:

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Utterly soulless, inside and out.

It looks like those static caravans the travelling community have on their legally questionable concrete sites. They add a fence or fake bricks along the bottom to make it look my 'homely and permanent.