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FourWheelDrift

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88,661 posts

285 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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I'm still looking at the roof. Why, just why, did they get their mm and inches mixed up on each half?

Escort3500

11,937 posts

146 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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thenortherner said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Aside from the bizarre roof style, it's the living room that gets me most.

I can't work out whether the dog dick red carpet was already down when they moved in, and for some reason chose not to replace it, instead buying furniture and other hideous accessories they thought would be inkeeping.

Or perhaps it was all a conscious effort.
The ceiling-mounted spotlights are something special too eek

thenortherner

1,502 posts

164 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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It really is a festival of st isn't it.

Though at least when it comes home insurers asking whether you've a flat roof, you can answer with conviction - it's not flat, it's fking vertical.

dxg

8,265 posts

261 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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Escort3500 said:
thenortherner said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Aside from the bizarre roof style, it's the living room that gets me most.

I can't work out whether the dog dick red carpet was already down when they moved in, and for some reason chose not to replace it, instead buying furniture and other hideous accessories they thought would be inkeeping.

Or perhaps it was all a conscious effort.
The ceiling-mounted spotlights are something special too eek
How do you get a car into that garage?

FourWheelDrift

Original Poster:

88,661 posts

285 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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dxg said:
How do you get a car into that garage?
They all have tiny cars.


thenortherner

1,502 posts

164 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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A picture in the shelf might be a clue to who lives here?



irocfan

40,641 posts

191 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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CAPP0 said:
£450k for a 2-bed conversion in BILLERICAY???

I'm a similar distance outside the M25 but in Kent and around here that buys you a 4 bed detached in a decent area with garden, drive and garage.
Yeah - but then you'd have to live in Kent hehe

In all honesty I dint understand it - but if that pushes the "value"/price of my house up then I'm cool with it

kowalski655

14,689 posts

144 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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FourWheelDrift said:
I'm still looking at the roof. Why, just why, did they get their mm and inches mixed up on each half?
Or they REALLY liked Tolberone

Doofus

26,028 posts

174 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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kowalski655 said:
Or they REALLY liked Tolberone
Is Tolberone a scalene, then?

I know Toblerone is equilateral.

Escort3500

11,937 posts

146 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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Doofus said:
kowalski655 said:
Or they REALLY liked Tolberone
Is Tolberone a scalene, then?

I know Toblerone is equilateral.
You never had an asymmetrical Toblerone then?

Doofus

26,028 posts

174 months

Sunday 19th April 2020
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Escort3500 said:
Doofus said:
kowalski655 said:
Or they REALLY liked Tolberone
Is Tolberone a scalene, then?

I know Toblerone is equilateral.
You never had an asymmetrical Toblerone then?
No. But then, I've never had a Tolberone either.

I've lived a sheltered life.

CAPP0

19,637 posts

204 months

Monday 20th April 2020
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FourWheelDrift said:
I'm still looking at the roof. Why, just why, did they get their mm and inches mixed up on each half?
Maybe it was modelled on an 80s popstar's hairstyle?

kowalski655

14,689 posts

144 months

Monday 20th April 2020
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Escort3500 said:
Doofus said:
kowalski655 said:
Or they REALLY liked Tolberone
Is Tolberone a scalene, then?

I know Toblerone is equilateral.
You never had an asymmetrical Toblerone then?
Maybe it had melted.
OK Mr Picky smile how about a love of Stilton wedges? Or Doritos? smile

irocfan

40,641 posts

191 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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may I present for your delight and delectation:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Trustmeimadoctor

12,694 posts

156 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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House is nice but the decor !

Trustmeimadoctor

12,694 posts

156 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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CAPP0 said:
FourWheelDrift said:
I'm still looking at the roof. Why, just why, did they get their mm and inches mixed up on each half?
Maybe it was modelled on an 80s popstar's hairstyle?
do you like flock of seagulls?

no but i can tell you do!

Edited by Trustmeimadoctor on Thursday 23 April 14:37

Down and out

2,700 posts

65 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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Trustmeimadoctor said:
do you like flick of seagulls?

no but i can tell you do!
Tribute band?

jke11y

3,182 posts

238 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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irocfan said:
may I present for your delight and delectation:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
I posted that when it went on in December - so surprised it hasn’t sold hehe

Trustmeimadoctor

12,694 posts

156 months

Thursday 23rd April 2020
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Down and out said:
Trustmeimadoctor said:
do you like flick of seagulls?

no but i can tell you do!
Tribute band?
How dare you quote me and imply i misspelt the name wink
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