Real Estate nightmares

[Rh14n]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Proper made me laugh out aloud did that!

[Pip1968]

I cried it was so funny.

Pip

[Ace-T]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Fake topiary FTW!

Love their garden ornaments.

[MrBarry123]

[Escort3500]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

“... complete internal redecoration to a particularly tasteful theme...”

[anonymous-user]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Not often lost for words, but...but...

... WHY?!?

[FourWheelDrift]

The owner?

[i4got]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

PR Maestro. They've basically moved a bunch of greenery from room to room as they took the photos, put a couple of fake sheep in the garden in the hope it will go viral.

[928]

irocfan said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

£5k plus fees? At least you'd get decent mobile reception

Checks out auction site for legal pack

Defeated by required registration

Continue to assume this is being demolished, subject to service charges of the purchase price p.a., loose interest

[Thankyou4calling]

It’s a guide price.

Guide prices are set to generate interest, they aren’t a value.

It’ll sell for 10 times that IMO.

[GT03ROB]

irocfan said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

That's brilliant a Groak special south of the border....

[FourWheelDrift]

GT03ROB said:

irocfan said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

That's brilliant a Groak special south of the border....

Try their auction site, they have many properties with starting prices a lot lower and I wouldn't be surprised if the didn't go up by much either.

[nikaiyo2]

928 said:

£5k plus fees? At least you'd get decent mobile reception

Checks out auction site for legal pack

Defeated by required registration

Continue to assume this is being demolished, subject to service charges of the purchase price p.a., loose interest

If you look at picture 2 it still has steel windows. Maybe there is a huge cost just waiting to be passed on to the lease holders?

[andharri]

GT03ROB said:

That's brilliant a Groak special south of the border....

Is this where they filmed Harry Brown?

[CAPP0]

Hoofy said:

paulrockliffe said:

mfmman said:

Chris Type R said:

Okay, not a nightmare as such - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Link detached? Street view not working for me but it looks like end of terrace as far as I can see

It's link-detached via the garage, they're just ignoring that it also forms the end of a terrace.

Link-detached and end of terrace? Two houses for the price of one!

Discreetly-positioned sex pond hot tub

[GT03ROB]

FourWheelDrift said:

GT03ROB said:

irocfan said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

That's brilliant a Groak special south of the border....

Try their auction site, they have many properties with starting prices a lot lower and I wouldn't be surprised if the didn't go up by much either.

I think I could afford most of county durham at those prices!!

[h0b0]

I am not sure everyone will agree with this one. But, it is literally a nightmare for me!

$50M to be in a glass box



I can feel the eyes


everywhere


even from above

[jakesmith]

irocfan said:

not a property nightmare per-se (the garden is lovely and the house, seems, immaculate) - more an issue of presentation...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

fking hell!
Fruity loops.

[FourWheelDrift]

h0b0 said:

I am not sure everyone will agree with this one. But, it is literally a nightmare for me!

$50M to be in a glass box

It looks like the shared lobby and staircase for an apartment or office building.

[S1KRR]

h0b0 said:

I am not sure everyone will agree with this one. But, it is literally a nightmare for me!

$50M to be in a glass box

For some reason NYC, particularly Manhattan, is always stupid prices! I never understand why, lots of major cities have high property prices, but you'd struggle to find much above £30M in the UK. Or even the same in Tokyo!

This 7 Bed apartment in Shibuya is 2.6Billion Yen or about £20M GBP

https://housingjapan.com/buy/tokyo/shibuya/jinguma...


New luxury build "Gravitas Akasaka Tokyo" is around £7.5M GBP (each, there are 2 in the development)



https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-08...

https://goo.gl/maps/XWKYdodB2y7SkDAU8


(Apparently this is the good bit of Tokyo. )

Edited by S1KRR on Monday 20th July 22:03