Real Estate nightmares

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matrignano

4,384 posts

211 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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FourWheelDrift said:
Thank you, absolute legend!

OMG the Lollzzz rofl

I know that sex sells, but did they really have to use Tinder profile pictures for all the women in the team?

Oh and do you reckon Javed and Quas are room mates, or do they just both like fake Gucci/D&G furniture and furnishings?

I'd love to meet some of these Partners and see if they are as far up their on backside as their profiles suggest

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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I had a look to see what kind of houses they have listed........

More Partners than properties!

Pit Pony

8,655 posts

122 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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My nephew is an estate agent, with a degree in drama, he admits that the improvisation training, was what helps him through the day.
He reckons acting and lying are one and the same thing. Because he has a young family, he drivers a stter. A C2 with patina. The Partners have suggested he should get a better car. He suggested they could pay him more. They did. He replaced it with a mk1 focus. Oh how they laughed.

Drawweight

2,894 posts

117 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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J8 SVG said:
Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team
The personal descriptions makes it sound like an upmarket escort agency.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Drawweight said:
J8 SVG said:
Not a house but I'm not sure this is the team I'd approach to sell my house - something tells me they're after a big cut although none of it is going on socks

https://www.tyronash.com/Meet-the-Team
The personal descriptions makes it sound like an upmarket escort agency.
Buy or sell a house and I'm sure there might be some room for negotiation with some of them.

ro250

2,754 posts

58 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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anonymous said:
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Yes! With Darren Mcdade coming in a close second with the 'closing deal outside property shot'!

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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anonymous said:
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I think 3 of them have the same ‘Stately Home’ shot biggrin

3 or 4 girls are clearly a f*cking nightmare to work with, having zero interest in selling your house... there are tantrums behind the scenes ( especially after team events where one feels she’s been ‘’disrespected’’.... )

they hope to be discovered for being amazing, or meet their future Footbawlaa on a viewing... then retire to post 30 or 40 tedious IGs a day as a ‘celebrity influencer’.



Type R Tom

3,891 posts

150 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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This has to be satire!

What I find amazing is that we must have a generation of people growing up that find all this rubbish attractive. I would have thought at the luxury end of the market people would see through all this bullst and people who fall for it aren't their target audience, with a handful of exceptions of course.

Doofus

25,848 posts

174 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Type R Tom said:
This has to be satire!

What I find amazing is that we must have a generation of people growing up that find all this rubbish attractive. I would have thought at the luxury end of the market people would see through all this bullst and people who fall for it aren't their target audience, with a handful of exceptions of course.
Somebody above said that they have fewer houses on their books than partners, so presumably few people are convinced.

andharri

166 posts

159 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Looking on Companies House it looks like they aren't partners in one firm as such, but all have individual ltd. companies.

Seems odd or just me?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Tried to share this with some mates on FB and the link was blocked by them as a suspicious site scratchchin

Mark Benson

7,523 posts

270 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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andharri said:
Looking on Companies House it looks like they aren't partners in one firm as such, but all have individual ltd. companies.

Seems odd or just me?
Throbber Agency said:
In addition to the more comprehensive marketing strategies we also have selected real estate experts who will personally manage the process of selling your home. They are business owners who do not get paid for attending their job, but only earn money on the sale of your property (100% commission based) which means they are far more motivated to get you the best possible price for your home.
In other words, Tyron doesn't employ them, pay them or provide any benefits. He just provides a shonky website, helps produce a poorly worded advert, appears on a promo video with them and takes a cut of their commission.

stevethegreek

533 posts

194 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Mark Benson said:
In other words, Tyron doesn't employ them, pay them or provide any benefits. He just provides a shonky website, helps produce a poorly worded advert, appears on a promo video with them and takes a cut of their commission.
The Uber of EA's...

andharri

166 posts

159 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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I missed that bit, lucky them!

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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andharri said:
Looking on Companies House it looks like they aren't partners in one firm as such, but all have individual ltd. companies.

Seems odd or just me?
Keeps them (comfortably) under the VAT threshold!

Having no houses to sell also helps in that regard.

Escort3500

11,919 posts

146 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Mark Benson said:
andharri said:
Looking on Companies House it looks like they aren't partners in one firm as such, but all have individual ltd. companies.

Seems odd or just me?
Throbber Agency said:
In addition to the more comprehensive marketing strategies we also have selected real estate experts who will personally manage the process of selling your home. They are business owners who do not get paid for attending their job, but only earn money on the sale of your property (100% commission based) which means they are far more motivated to get you the best possible price for your home.
In other words, Tyron doesn't employ them, pay them or provide any benefits. He just provides a shonky website, helps produce a poorly worded advert, appears on a promo video with them and takes a cut of their commission.
Surely he’s really called Tryon wink

LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Pit Pony said:
Partners have suggested he should get a better car. He suggested they could pay him more. They did. He replaced it with a mk1 focus. Oh how they laughed.
My Dad was ‘told off’ in a previous life for not flashing the cash enough as he always drove older cars.
He started using his even older Mini to get to and from work after that.

nikaiyo2

4,753 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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nikaiyo2 said:
I hope that's <70% of what it would be half a mile up the road?


Ahonen

5,017 posts

280 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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anonymous said:
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"Tell Charles I'm on my way. Taxi!"

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