Real Estate nightmares

[FourWheelDrift]

Do the hippy squatters come with it too?

[RichUK]

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

For when you forget a playroom for the kids.

[Sarkmeister]

RichUK said:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

For when you forget a playroom for the kids.

Even taking into account the bloody awfulness of the house/garden, and the fact that it is in Donny, that seems bloody cheap....

[Herbs]

RichUK said:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

For when you forget a playroom for the kids.

I actually quite like that. Imagine if you're parents did that for you!

Could do with a bit redecoration though

[m3jappa]

Sarkmeister said:

Even taking into account the bloody awfulness of the house/garden, and the fact that it is in Donny, that seems bloody cheap....

I can't believe how cheap that is, looks like its done to a good standard as well. maybe not my taste but I've seen worse.

The soft play thing

[DonkeyApple]

jke11y said:

Only worth the money if the fake horse is included

Avenue Road, LONDON, NW8
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That is easily the classiest and most pleasant property on the Avenue. A street that is almost solely embezzled and laundered aid funds from Africa and other delightful corners of the globe.

Over 40 years I’ve watched that road slowly decline as the old money left and in the last decade really get super blinged. Very close to this property are a set of the most tasteless and hideous gates in z1 north London.

[CampoTheMexicana]

I've always wanted a Trivial Pursuit Pub Game in my bedroom, Giorgio Armani bed spread and the obligatory tacky bar, all yours for £750K

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[CharlesdeGaulle]

CampoTheMexicana said:

I've always wanted a Trivial Pursuit Pub Game in my bedroom, Giorgio Armani bed spread and the obligatory tacky bar, all yours for £750K

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

That house has no saving graces at all, does it?

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

CampoTheMexicana said:

I've always wanted a Trivial Pursuit Pub Game in my bedroom, Giorgio Armani bed spread and the obligatory tacky bar, all yours for £750K

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Delusions of grandeur much!

[Fun Bus]

I bet the owners have one of those titles bought online so they can tell people they’re actually a Lord/Lady.

ETA: There is a reason there’s no back garden pictures. From what I can see, there is barely any back garden!

Edited by Fun Bus on Sunday 8th April 19:13

[Dark85]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

That house has no saving graces at all, does it?

Oh come on, what about those gold interior doors?

[FourWheelDrift]

Can you sell a house and it's contents for scrap?

[Ace-T]

FourWheelDrift said:

I think I've got a little bit of sick in my mouth - http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

How many bay windows?

Front


Back

The OH has just asked if someone has been playing with the photoshop clone tool to make their house look bigger.

There are some right corkers aren't there? I just can't get over the McMansion houses, they are irredeemably hideous. They must have a checklist that the owner/developer uses?

1. Shiny tile floors everywhere
2. No curtains
3. Gloss kitchen
4. Flat outside space devoid of any planting at all
5. Nothing whatsoever to indicate anyone has lived there ever, or if new, channeling Howard Hughes sterility
6. Grecian/Doric columns to make the entrance 'grand'

Any more I have missed?

[tjb81]

I can't understand why this hasn't sold as yet...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

[Chris Type R]

tjb81 said:

I can't understand why this hasn't sold as yet...

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

An interesting approach to house selling.

[Pamoothican]

I just don't know where to begin with this subterranean, bungalow/dungeon mash up, with a huge (tiny) garden.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Edited to ad estate agents link with 360 tour.

https://www.janforsterestates.com/property-for-sal...

[Chris Type R]

Pamoothican said:

I just don't know where to begin with this subterranean, bungalow/dungeon mash up, with a huge (tiny) garden.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

The "before" - a double garage and strip of land - https://www.google.com/maps/@54.9455736,-1.6488278...

[FourWheelDrift]

"Hmm, what are you cooking?"
"Duck"
"Doesn't smell like duck to me"
"No DUCK!"



I guess the skylights are there so you can stand up.

[Harry Flashman]

Ugly, inside and out. Weird layout crammed into 2150 square feet which, whilst not tiny, hardly deserves the description of "immense" in the advertisement. And right beside the South circular and A23, neither of which are noted for being quiet or traffic free.

And £1.1m asking.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/46377573...

Edited by Harry Flashman on Monday 16th April 22:12

[p1stonhead]

Harry Flashman said:

Ugly, inside and out. Weird layout crammed into 2150 square feet which, whilst not tiny, hardly deserves the description of "immense" in the advertisement. And right beside the South circular and A23, neither of which are noted for being quiet or traffic free.

And £1.1m asking.

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/46377573...

Edited by Harry Flashman on Monday 16th April 22:12

One of the worst so far. Unreal.