Trades V Pistonheads forum "Big shots"

Trades V Pistonheads forum "Big shots"

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Piersman2

6,598 posts

199 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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sidekickdmr said:
..., let me wife do the talking/banging ...
Woah there! Brian doesn't want paying in kind, he wants gold bullion only. smile

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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dickymint said:
He should at the very least fit the Fused spur (he should be able to do that himself under Part P) as how the fk can he commission it to sign it off?

Edit: Brian would have done the lot, he's good he is yes he can even drill holes in tiles!!


Edited by dickymint on Monday 24th April 14:21
Thanks :-) I agree with the OP in the matter .The worker sound wrong and should not be like this .We have all made a mistake on a quote and had to suck it up and move on. You either provide a Estimate or a Quote. Shocked at how many people have no idea of the difference . Secondly the boiler cannot be commissioned etc without the power . I have seen many times people thinking they are getting the "lot" .Most day sparks never make good . Some will not chase out etc .But they need to make sure the client knows this And has arranged for the rest of the works required. Its all down to been honest and making sure the Paper trail is all in order .

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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sidekickdmr said:
Only after posting did I read the whole thread and realise this isnt actually a serious trade thread.

Its a shame Brian couldnt really have helped, if only i had been willing to pay in full before the job even started, wear a pinstripe suit, have a 1 hour security procedure, ban phones and money, let me wife do the talking/banging and have a boiler that ran on a mix of liquid gold and snakeskin extract he would have been up for it too.
Depends on what type of tea you serve :-) I cannot do Council tea .

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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hairyben said:
He could concrete you the best damn oil tank base you've ever seen though.
Good point . probably true .

StoatInACoat

1,354 posts

185 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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Rickyy said:
You should see some of the crap that goes on in some of the plumbing/gas pages on FB, the ones for tradesmen/women.

You'd be forgiven for thinking that being Gas Safe registered is on the same level as being an Astrophysicist, the way some tradesmen wear it like a badge of honour!

I particularly like the plumber deniers. They spend their working day installing boilers, which includes fitting pipework that carries hot, cold, heating and waste water, yet they aren't plumbers, they are gas 'engineers'.
Who ask the "client" if he "knows anyfing about wiring mate" when the dundermonkey breaks the bloody timer box off the wall whilst installing a 3 way valve for some explicable reason thus destroying the terminals in the process and tells me it's not his fault because it's old and fell apart when he looked at it funny or something. He clearly caught it while doing other work which is fine and mistakes happen but the suggestion that it had spontaneously jumped off the wall and broken in half of it's own volition and the "what the fks going on here" look on his face did not instil this "client" with all that much confidence. Luckily, yes, I do was able to figure out for captain chaos which cable was responsible for which function by using a combination of eyes and logic and google was able to fill in the gaps but what do they do if this happens and they have to figure out the problem on their own?

I didn't realise heating engineers didn't have a fking clue how electricity works and assumed that was the whole point of them above a standard plumber. Should have done it myself. Or hired a sparky.

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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StoatInACoat said:
Who ask the "client" if he "knows anyfing about wiring mate" when the dundermonkey breaks the bloody timer box off the wall whilst installing a 3 way valve for some explicable reason thus destroying the terminals in the process and tells me it's not his fault because it's old and fell apart when he looked at it funny or something. He clearly caught it while doing other work which is fine and mistakes happen but the suggestion that it had spontaneously jumped off the wall and broken in half of it's own volition and the "what the fks going on here" look on his face did not instil this "client" with all that much confidence. Luckily, yes, I do was able to figure out for captain chaos which cable was responsible for which function by using a combination of eyes and logic and google was able to fill in the gaps but what do they do if this happens and they have to figure out the problem on their own?

I didn't realise heating engineers didn't have a fking clue how electricity works and assumed that was the whole point of them above a standard plumber. Should have done it myself. Or hired a sparky.
A Real "Engineer" or a wannabe ? titles are bounded around these days. "Officer" for example . To me there is only one type of officer .A commissioned Officer of her majesties Forces or Police etc . "Executive sales" , chav in a suit ! , "senior sales manager" , been with us for more than 8 weeks !

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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brianashley said:
A Real "Engineer" or a wannabe ? titles are bounded around these days. "Officer" for example . To me there is only one type of officer .A commissioned Officer of her majesties Forces or Police etc . "Executive sales" , chav in a suit ! , "senior sales manager" , been with us for more than 8 weeks !
By what title would you have yourself / your services known?

Mark Benson

7,515 posts

269 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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brianashley said:
A Real "Engineer" or a wannabe ? titles are bounded around these days. "Officer" for example . To me there is only one type of officer .A commissioned Officer of her majesties Forces or Police etc . "Executive sales" , chav in a suit ! , "senior sales manager" , been with us for more than 8 weeks !
Your favourite word for customer, 'client' should, strictly speaking be used only for customers of the professions (architecture, clergy, engineering, law and medicine) but recently it's been appropriated by anyone who wants to make their job seem a bit more important than it actually is.

And prostitutes.

Do you do extras?

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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schmunk said:
By what title would you have yourself / your services known?
"Star"

dickymint

24,346 posts

258 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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brianashley said:
schmunk said:
By what title would you have yourself / your services known?
"Star"
Painter and decorator now...........

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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dickymint said:
Painter and decorator now...........

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Like I said..... very talented :-)

MDMA .

8,900 posts

101 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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Story teller.

jeff666

2,323 posts

191 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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brianashley said:
"Star"
More like "Bullstter to the Stars"

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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Come on...dont be intimidated .Some of us on this forum are great at what we do . We are not limited in our abilities or outlook on work etc . We are "the Multi talented" experts .Like a kind of SF crack unit .

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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i am not in the position to afford Brians expertise , although i could probably give him some English lessons and teach him how to use a spell checker inexchange for his services smile

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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jas xjr said:
i am not in the position to afford Brians expertise , although i could probably give him some English lessons and teach him how to use a spell checker inexchange for his services smile
whistlehehe

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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roofer said:
it is a PH tradition.....


whistlehehe

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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jas xjr said:
Exactly . It rubs them up faster than a Soi 6 rat

andy43

9,722 posts

254 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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brianashley said:
Come on...dont be intimidated .Some of us on this forum are great at what we do . We are not limited in our abilities or outlook on work etc . We are "the Multi talented" experts .Like a kind of SF crack unit .
I've got a plumbfix account too...

brianashley

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500 posts

85 months

Monday 24th April 2017
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andy43 said:
I've got a plumbfix account too...
Wear that like medal why dont ya !