Skip wagon taken out chunk of hedge

[austinsmirk]

I work in the city and I too worry about the day my garden shrubbery might be damaged.

So I put a little money away.

It's my hedge fund.



bad jokes aside- honestly OP- post of the century !

[brrapp]

austinsmirk said:

I work in the city and I too worry about the day my garden shrubbery might be damaged.

So I put a little money away.

It's my hedge fund.

!

I'd tell yew about my hedge...but it's privet and besides, I'm off to the beech just now.☺

[carreauchompeur]

R U OK Hun? Looks awefull xx

Besides, I don't think we should be sticking our noses in, it seems like a privet matter and, not to beat around the bush, you've got boxed off anyway. Just need the other posters to leaf you in peace now. Sorrel for any upset.

[budgie smuggler]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I've bookmarked this thread.
Next time I'm having a bad day, I'll return here and remind myself how much worse it could be.

[Willy Nilly]

Daggerpie said:

He also rared up at the skip Co who after speaking with their driver (who surprise, surprise had no knowledge of it)

Do you really think a skip lorry is going to notice rubbing up the side of a small bush?

[Daggerpie]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

I've bookmarked this thread.
Next time I'm having a bad day, I'll return here and remind myself how much worse it could be.

If you base a really bad day on the quality of your sarcasm, I think you've hit rock bottom already pal.

[joshcowin]

In fairness OP it is a bit of a non-event, however the pun-fest you created is great!!

[Daggerpie]

Willy Nilly said:

Do you really think a skip lorry is going to notice rubbing up the side of a small bush?

Well obviously not, maybe his boss might try and educate him on his driving tho, I doubt he's over the moon with having to knock £200 of the bill.

But hey, it's only £200quid!!

[Daggerpie]

joshcowin said:

In fairness OP it is a bit of a non-event, however the pun-fest you created is great!!

Haha, yeah only Skipped through a few, bit Sycamore of reading them TBH!!

[Riley Blue]

Daggerpie said:

Willy Nilly said:

Do you really think a skip lorry is going to notice rubbing up the side of a small bush?

Well obviously not, maybe his boss might try and educate him on his driving tho, I doubt he's over the moon with having to knock £200 of the bill.

But hey, it's only £200quid!!

With which, if I were you, I'd buy a bunch of flowers for your wife as a 'sorry' from the skip company...

[Daggerpie]

Riley Blue said:

With which, if I were you, I'd buy a bunch of flowers for your wife as a 'sorry' from the skip company...

Yeah might do that, could even surprise her by planting them on the corner of the scraggy hedge haha