11m x 4m outdoor swimming pool in 3 weeks (with paving)

11m x 4m outdoor swimming pool in 3 weeks (with paving)

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Gretchen

19,041 posts

217 months

Tuesday 26th June 2018
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JulianPH said:
How I've missed your comments! wink

I know how much pleasure and satisfaction you get from a good erection and think it is fantastic you make it even harder by relying on your own two hands.

No wonder you are always wet. The hot tub build looks so inviting.

I always have wood these days. We had to cut down the tree by the pool.

I've got pictures, if you are interested?

Happy Summer x
I’ve missed you too. Though the thought of it kept me warm through the long hard winter.

I’m good with my hands and even better with my mouth and tongue, hence the comments to put a smile on your face wink

Always welcome a photo of your wood. Put it up and I’ll happily check it out smile




Edited by Gretchen on Tuesday 26th June 18:10

Peanut Gallery

2,428 posts

111 months

Tuesday 26th June 2018
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JulianPH said:
The one and only forkie!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,305 posts

181 months

Tuesday 26th June 2018
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It won't be long before this thread needs an NSFW next to it!

JulianPH

Original Poster:

9,917 posts

115 months

Tuesday 26th June 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
It won't be long before this thread needs an NSFW next to it!
rofl

JulianPH

Original Poster:

9,917 posts

115 months

Tuesday 26th June 2018
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Peanut Gallery said:
JulianPH said:
The one and only forkie!
Forkie is still going strong. I'll post some pics tomorrow!

NicoG

646 posts

209 months

Wednesday 27th June 2018
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JulianPH said:
ColinM50 said:
JulianPH said:
Cheers! I have no idea what it was called but Nick (Nico3) is the PHer who did it and if you send him a PM he would be happy to tell you.

By sheer coincidence we were chatting on the phone this morning!
Can't find his email on the Members Directory, can you pass it on or ask him to post here the product he used to get rid of the "black spots" please?
I've sent him an email asking him to get back to you. smile
Hi All - as requested, the product used for the black spot was

https://www.smartseal.co.uk/cleaning-products-acce...

It’s not cheap, but this black spot really really is unholy. It basically becomes an integral part of the stones
My pressure washer is 11bhp and delivers 6000 psi with the pencil nozzle and black spot Is virtually untroubled by it.

Don’t be tempted to try to stretch the product too far dilution/ area wise.
Clean off less well adhered detritus first to allow most direct contact.

When washing away, use COPIOUS amounts of water in the vicinity of any plants / lawn you’d rather not kill.

PM me if need any help!
Cheers - Nick.


dhutch

14,391 posts

198 months

Wednesday 27th June 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
It won't be long before this thread needs an NSFW next to it!
My office is currently 34 deg C, literally, very little here is safe for work!

Daniel

steve-5snwi

8,675 posts

94 months

Wednesday 27th June 2018
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111 pages read through ..... nice work, the pool looks great, given the current weather i'd be turning the heating down a little.

guindilias

5,245 posts

121 months

Wednesday 27th June 2018
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[quote]I know how much pleasure and satisfaction you get from a good erection and think it is fantastic you make it even harder by relying on your own two hands.
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A fine quote, should be kept alive forever on PH...


RacingPete

8,884 posts

205 months

Thursday 28th June 2018
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NicoG said:
Hi All - as requested, the product used for the black spot was

https://www.smartseal.co.uk/cleaning-products-acce...

It’s not cheap, but this black spot really really is unholy. It basically becomes an integral part of the stones
My pressure washer is 11bhp and delivers 6000 psi with the pencil nozzle and black spot Is virtually untroubled by it.

Don’t be tempted to try to stretch the product too far dilution/ area wise.
Clean off less well adhered detritus first to allow most direct contact.

When washing away, use COPIOUS amounts of water in the vicinity of any plants / lawn you’d rather not kill.

PM me if need any help!
Cheers - Nick.
I thought Gretchen and Julian were bad, but that is pure smut.

JulianPH

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9,917 posts

115 months

Thursday 28th June 2018
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Gretchen - I've found this and thought of you...

http://www.penisland.net/

They specialise in working with wood!

It is suitable for work, by the way! wink

Edited for stupid typo

Edited by JulianPH on Thursday 28th June 16:05

NicoG

646 posts

209 months

Thursday 28th June 2018
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RacingPete said:
I thought Gretchen and Julian were bad, but that is pure smut.
roflroflrofl

JulianPH

Original Poster:

9,917 posts

115 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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Nothing to do with the pool build, but it's my birthday today and my wife has just come back with this!



Not seen a balloon quite like it before so I thought I would share!

Cheers smile

seiben

2,347 posts

135 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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rofl

Happy birthday Julian biggrinparty

mickk

28,903 posts

243 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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"May the fork be with you"

Bonefish Blues

26,815 posts

224 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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Very good smile

Gretchen

19,041 posts

217 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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Happy Birthday Julian. Hope your every dream is fulfilled by your wife, your inflatable guest and his massive weapon xxx

JulianPH

Original Poster:

9,917 posts

115 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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Thanks everyone!

Great one Mickk and still on the ball Gretchen! biggrin

Chris Type R

8,038 posts

250 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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JulianPH said:
Nothing to do with the pool build, but it's my birthday today and my wife has just come back with this!

Not seen a balloon quite like it before so I thought I would share!

Cheers smile
Are you sure that's not something from an *ahem* adult store ?

PS: Happy birthday.

JulianPH

Original Poster:

9,917 posts

115 months

Saturday 30th June 2018
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Chris Type R said:
JulianPH said:
Nothing to do with the pool build, but it's my birthday today and my wife has just come back with this!

Not seen a balloon quite like it before so I thought I would share!

Cheers smile
Are you sure that's not something from an *ahem* adult store ?

PS: Happy birthday.
Well, one little prick and it will go down on you! eek

Cheers mate!