Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

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rodericb

6,775 posts

127 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Gameface said:
Henners said:
The front it a bit 'modern office', but I'd cope.

I don't know how I would deal with taking lonely poos in the corner tho

You st in the shower?

Oh, sorry. Wrong corner...
Meh, it's all pipes.

Cold

15,254 posts

91 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Yours for a £13.50 raffle ticket

Dancers Hill House, North(ish) London. Six bedrooms and bathrooms, a cinema room, gym, a wine room, four acres grounds and a one and a half acre lake.


FourWheelDrift

88,574 posts

285 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Typical hand wringers blaming brexit because they are wanting more than what it's worth, it's been for sale for ages, before the referendum was even mentioned. Dancers Hill house was for sale for £6m in 2013 through Statons Estate agency. An old (~2015) pdf here with the ivy removed - http://media.rightmove.co.uk/23k/22260/52517202/22...

2014 - £5m - http://www.hertfordshirelife.co.uk/homes-gardens/p...

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Pond looks more like a stinky swamp.

Bonefish Blues

26,877 posts

224 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Gameface said:
Pond looks more like a stinky swamp.
I was thinking how green their lawn was for a moment!

Zonergem

1,368 posts

93 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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JPJPJP said:
A few bob could be spent to get it right, but it isn’t a bad starting point

3.5 acres, 5300 ft2, ok scenery

Bulmer, York
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...
Did you miss it when it was on at c.1.8m earlier this summer with Humberts? The main partner in the York office had really let himself go and written a hilariously florid OTT description. It is a lovely part of the world and the new junction with the A64 and the Castle Howard road does massively improve your chances of surviving every car journey.

Gameface

16,565 posts

78 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Bonefish Blues said:
Gameface said:
Pond looks more like a stinky swamp.
I was thinking how green their lawn was for a moment!
Lawn is brown hehe

Meridius

1,608 posts

153 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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leglessAlex said:
POA.... How much do we think that'll be? £20m? I have no handle on that kind of thing.
Me neither but similar places on Sothebys are ~£15m

The Italian renaissance interior [i]is[/] a bit wild and would have to be toned down but thats just the style of the place. Wonder if you could build some kind of floor halfway across that boathouse and turn it into a garage, imagine having your cars on the top level with the speedboats bobbing in the water below cool

Croutons

9,904 posts

167 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Herefordshire appears reasonably priced. Would benefit from a lick and a spit, but still, pleasant.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

sammyb349

228 posts

170 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Cold said:
Yours for a £13.50 raffle ticket

Dancers Hill House, North(ish) London. Six bedrooms and bathrooms, a cinema room, gym, a wine room, four acres grounds and a one and a half acre lake.

Getting the house as the prize requires 600k ticket sales (minimum) which is equal to £7.5m net of the £1 per ticket admin fee (which appears to go to the promoter/vendors). I assume this to cover a stamp tax bill??

If 600k tickets aren’t sold then the vendors keep 25% of the ticket proceeds.


silentbrown

8,867 posts

117 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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Croutons said:
Herefordshire appears reasonably priced. Would benefit from a lick and a spit, but still, pleasant.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
Posted that before - I think it's lovely. 5800sq ft, plus outbuildings. I know I should hand in my PH card, but for us that house is Just Too Damn Big. 3000sqft would be a lot less cleaning...

DonkeyApple

55,479 posts

170 months

Thursday 9th August 2018
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There’s no VAT on games of chance but this is classed as a game of skill so as to not need a gaming license (it needs a hard enough question and the option to enter for free to classify).

I think the proceeds from games of skill might be VATable so there’s 20% to pay away to the Man.

I also think that in the event that the prize is cash then ‘input’ applies and VAT is just due on the net proceeds.

I’m a bit rusty but back during the credit crunch we spent hundreds of thousands establishing if we could set up a business based around the game of skills rules to sell distressed assets. Back then it failed on the back of legitimate payment gateways not being willing to accept the flow due to chargeback risk. Ie anyone who didn’t win was highly likely to then charge back their initial payment. The duration of the competition was important to try and negate this risk.

Pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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Shotley Hall, Shotley Bridge, County Durham, DH8
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Edited by Pwig on Saturday 11th August 23:37

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Pwig said:
Shotley Hall, Shotley Bridge, County Durham, DH8
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prope...

Edited by Pwig on Saturday 11th August 23:37
Wonderful example of Gothic eccentricity. Love it.

595Heaven

2,421 posts

79 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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I like this place near me a lot, even without a garage.

Tinker’s Barn

It used to be owned by Darren Turner, the AML works driver and is very secluded at the moment - it’s close to the HS2 route though...


Bonefish Blues

26,877 posts

224 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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@the County Durham Gothic

+1. Everything except the stripy bathroom is pretty much spot on IMHO. You can tell it's been in a family for a long time - it looks comfortable in its own skin, as it were (did that sound wky, but you know what I mean?)

Right amount of land, and it's got a stream, and it's a very attractive price.

Ruinous to run, of course hehe

cossy400

3,165 posts

185 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...


This seems all the same through out to me and it would put me off.


(if I could afford it that is)

Escort3500

11,920 posts

146 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Bonefish Blues said:
@the County Durham Gothic

+1. Everything except the stripy bathroom is pretty much spot on IMHO. You can tell it's been in a family for a long time - it looks comfortable in its own skin, as it were (did that sound wky, but you know what I mean?)

Right amount of land, and it's got a stream, and it's a very attractive price.

Ruinous to run, of course hehe
Yeah, the bathroom’s a bit iffy and strangely out of taste with the rest of the decor. Great way to spend your money in the initial purchase, and then forever more biggrin

Laurel Green

30,784 posts

233 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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cossy400 said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...


This seems all the same through out to me and it would put me off.


(if I could afford it that is)
Know what you mean - would soon tire of it, me thinks.

Bonefish Blues

26,877 posts

224 months

Sunday 12th August 2018
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Laurel Green said:
cossy400 said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...


This seems all the same through out to me and it would put me off.


(if I could afford it that is)
Know what you mean - would soon tire of it, me thinks.
Doesn't give me wood, despite the abundance of wood, iyswim. A bit overdone and wooden.
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