Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

[Andrew[MG]]

Not sure about this.... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

[Gameface]

fking ruined it.

[DocJock]

Mobile home park as immediate neighbours.

[ianrb]

DocJock said:

Mobile home park as immediate neighbours.

And a quarry at the other side!

[p1stonhead]

Andrew[MG] said:

Not sure about this.... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

fk me what a stunning building utterly decimated.

[DonkeyApple]

I quite like that interior. They seem to have managed to blend some nice workmanship, a slightly unusual pop arty sort of theme and a delicate sprinkling of Biggins to deliver an interesting style.

[VEX]

E24man said:

thetapeworm said:

georgezippy said:

This is madness and yet I could just stretch to it.


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...
£899,000
It may need a bit of a tidy up and is probably a bugger to keep warm. Grass needs cutting, 7 acres, 2 more houses in the grounds. Must be haunted.

An offer for £700k has been made apparently.

It's close to where my mum's godmother used to live in a little chocolate box cottage and near the lovely Cliffe Castle but unfortunately the surrounding area isn't what it once was nor is the town itself.

I used to live about 100 yards away from this place. It's very private but was used as a school for learning difficulties kids through the 70's to the mid 90's then was near abandoned for more than a dozen years. The Arts and Crafts gradens were plundered for their ornate stonework by a previous gardener and multitudes of leaks and bizarre modifications inside the house to facilitate its use as a school. I though it had been last sold to a developer who wanted to turn it into apartments.

'Previous occupier died at the property, please contact the office to discuss this further'

What went on there then?

[Doofus]

VEX said:

'Previous occupier died at the property, please contact the office to discuss this further'

What went on there then?

He was a fantasist who bullshat his way through life and eventually threw himself off the roof.

Oh, sorry. I meant to say "It's been mentioned at least three times on this very thread."

[louiebaby]

DonkeyApple said:

I quite like that interior. They seem to have managed to blend some nice workmanship, a slightly unusual pop arty sort of theme and a delicate sprinkling of Biggins to deliver an interesting style.

If anyone knows DonkeyApple personally, can they please tell him his account has been hacked?

[p1stonhead]

louiebaby said:

DonkeyApple said:

I quite like that interior. They seem to have managed to blend some nice workmanship, a slightly unusual pop arty sort of theme and a delicate sprinkling of Biggins to deliver an interesting style.

If anyone knows DonkeyApple personally, can they please tell him his account has been hacked?

By someone with a braille keyboard

[Fermit TKASS]

p1stonhead said:

fk me what a stunning building utterly decimated.

Yes, it's all a bit too Kerry Katona, isn't it!

[Fermit TKASS]

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/property/stunn...

Just lovely

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Edited by Fermit TKASS on Wednesday 29th August 11:37

[Bonefish Blues]

ianrb said:

DocJock said:

Mobile home park as immediate neighbours.

And a quarry at the other side!

And no salmon holding water that I can see

[VEX]

Doofus said:

He was a fantasist who bullshat his way through life and eventually threw himself off the roof.

Oh, sorry. I meant to say "It's been mentioned at least three times on this very thread."

Doh, to many pages to catch up on, sorry.

[StanleyT]

p1stonhead said:

Andrew[MG] said:

Not sure about this.... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

fk me what a stunning building utterly decimated.

I'm 99% sure I've seen that interior on a either a DVD or LP gatefold cover - it wasn't a recording studio in the past was it?

[DonkeyApple]

p1stonhead said:

louiebaby said:

DonkeyApple said:

I quite like that interior. They seem to have managed to blend some nice workmanship, a slightly unusual pop arty sort of theme and a delicate sprinkling of Biggins to deliver an interesting style.

If anyone knows DonkeyApple personally, can they please tell him his account has been hacked?

By someone with a braille keyboard

I think the key here is that the decor is more Kenneth Queen of Scots rather than Barry Prince of Dwells.

[StanleyT]

StanleyT said:

p1stonhead said:

Andrew[MG] said:

Not sure about this.... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

fk me what a stunning building utterly decimated.

I'm 99% sure I've seen that interior on a either a DVD or LP gatefold cover - it wasn't a recording studio in the past was it?

If at work, don't search as very NSFW, but a reverse image of the building threw up the inner cover flaps (pardon the pun) of the "Art" movie "Highland Fling 2" so I suspect at some-point a movie mogul owned the place or it was rented out for "art" movies. Given the heritage I'd pay an extra £100 over asking price to live there!!!!!!.

[DonkeyApple]

Could well be music industry. It seems to have a walk in safe for the storing of one’s exquisite Filipino house boys.

[abzmike]

StanleyT said:

If at work, don't search as very NSFW, but a reverse image of the building threw up the inner cover flaps (pardon the pun) of the "Art" movie "Highland Fling 2" so I suspect at some-point a movie mogul owned the place or it was rented out for "art" movies. Given the heritage I'd pay an extra £100 over asking price to live there!!!!!!.

Sure, some of the decor over the top, but in the main relatively easily undone.

[Escort3500]

p1stonhead said:

Andrew[MG] said:

Not sure about this.... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

fk me what a stunning building utterly decimated.

People with such stty taste should simply not be allowed to buy such beautiful buildings.