Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

[Escort3500]

Hammerhead said:

ooid said:

Bringing more sunshine to dusty estates




https://www.themalibulife.com/properties/25460-pra...

I’m not sure what’s worse; the house or the agent’s hair piece.

The house edges it - the hacienda look is so last century

Edited by Escort3500 on Friday 3rd May 12:16

[p1stonhead]

Not usually my thing but I know and love the area so perhaps its overruling my normal tastes.

Super modern barn conversion;
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Big negative is that its in a cluster of some other houses and not stuck out on its own.

[weeboot]

Death by downlighters..
Lovely though

[ooid]

Bonefish Blues said:

Mark Benson said:

easytiger123 said:

Hammerhead said:

ooid said:

Bringing more sunshine to dusty estates




https://www.themalibulife.com/properties/25460-pra...

I’m not sure what’s worse; the house or the agent’s hair piece.

Or the fact you'll be in the same neighbourhood as those lovely Kardashians. The agent's syrup is wonderful I agree.

I was disappointed when I clicked on the 'Reach Out' button (top right) it didn't play the Four Tops.

i think it electrocutes the Agent, by the state of his syrup.

you guys are just jealous of the CA weather, just admit it..

[dobly]

weeboot said:

Death by downlighters..
Lovely though

Agreed - why couldn't they have used flush white LED lights that blend in with the ceiling, and better radiators? For almost 4 million, you would think that the developers would have thought about the details.

A lot of money for just one reception room in the main house.

[louiebaby]

dobly said:

weeboot said:

Death by downlighters..
Lovely though

Agreed - why couldn't they have used flush white LED lights that blend in with the ceiling, and better radiators? For almost 4 million, you would think that the developers would have thought about the details.

A lot of money for just one reception room in the main house.

I just struggle to see how it couple be made to feel more homely, and less like one of those rural shared office complexes.

And I can't not see the downlighters now, so thanks for that.

[PositronicRay]

louiebaby said:

dobly said:

weeboot said:

Death by downlighters..
Lovely though

Agreed - why couldn't they have used flush white LED lights that blend in with the ceiling, and better radiators? For almost 4 million, you would think that the developers would have thought about the details.

A lot of money for just one reception room in the main house.

I just struggle to see how it couple be made to feel more homely, and less like one of those rural shared office complexes.

And I can't not see the downlighters now, so thanks for that.

Agreed it'd take some imagination and skill.

Or you could just pop your reception desk by the stairs.

[dmsims]

[louiebaby]

PositronicRay said:

Or you could just pop your reception desk by the stairs.

[rah1888]

dmsims said:

Nearly £1000/sq ft too!

[Bonefish Blues]

rah1888 said:

dmsims said:

Nearly £1000/sq ft too!

£20 panel rads from the local builders' merchants. Poor effort, must do better at that price.

[FourWheelDrift]

weeboot said:

Death by downlighters..
Lovely though

I looks like it's got measles.

[GT03ROB]

p1stonhead said:

Not usually my thing but I know and love the area so perhaps its overruling my normal tastes.

Super modern barn conversion;
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Big negative is that its in a cluster of some other houses and not stuck out on its own.

It looks like an office block. & I normally like the modern barn conversion look.

[Escort3500]

GT03ROB said:

p1stonhead said:

Not usually my thing but I know and love the area so perhaps its overruling my normal tastes.

Super modern barn conversion;
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Big negative is that its in a cluster of some other houses and not stuck out on its own.

It looks like an office block. & I normally like the modern barn conversion look.

Quite agree. It’s totally characterless; more suited to a business park.

[MrThomo]

The only thumbs up from me is on the garage.

[louiebaby]

An island in the Bahamas for £65m?



https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/commercia...

[TTmonkey]

Escort3500 said:

GT03ROB said:

p1stonhead said:

Not usually my thing but I know and love the area so perhaps its overruling my normal tastes.

Super modern barn conversion;
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Big negative is that its in a cluster of some other houses and not stuck out on its own.

It looks like an office block. & I normally like the modern barn conversion look.

Quite agree. It’s totally characterless; more suited to a business park.

Far too many windows, especially upstairs. no balance or symmetry in their placement in comparison to the lower windows. total architect fail.

[Bonefish Blues]

louiebaby said:

An island in the Bahamas for £65m?



https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/commercia...

It's like Piccadilly Circus up and down the Exumas, so no thanks.

This is how to do it:
https://www.hgchristie.com/eng/sales/detail/529-l-...

Build what you want - but make it hurricane proof down there. Ask me how I know

[LittleBigPlanet]

Bonefish Blues said:

It's like Piccadilly Circus up and down the Exumas, so no thanks.

This is how to do it:
https://www.hgchristie.com/eng/sales/detail/529-l-...

Build what you want - but make it hurricane proof down there. Ask me how I know

Oh go on, how do you know?

[louiebaby]

Bonefish Blues said:

louiebaby said:

An island in the Bahamas for £65m?



https://www.knightfrank.co.uk/properties/commercia...

It's like Piccadilly Circus up and down the Exumas, so no thanks.

This is how to do it:

https://www.hgchristie.com/eng/sales/detail/529-l-...

Build what you want - but make it hurricane proof down there. Ask me how I know

The photography looks a little less "polished", but I could get on board I suppose.