Show us your real estate pawn (vol 3)

[DonkeyApple]

GT03ROB said:

DonkeyApple said:

It’s rather grand but does have the age old problem of these houses in that the land that generated the income to pay for them has long been gives off.

Something like that is probably going to require 2/3 full time members of staff and continual monthly maintenance costs and that’s going to easily add up to probably well north of £100k/annum.

I guess it is cheap because it’s either falling down or the local economy isn’t sufficient in size for the property to generate enough revenue?

The oil to heat it will be 100k/annum! Never mind the rest of the maintenance.

Ah but you don’t heat big houses you wear jumpers and slippers.

[FourWheelDrift]

JuniorD said:

Cheap for all those reasons plus location - Larne.. The name even makes NI people shudder

Lovely view of the power station though.

[Shuvi McTupya]

DonkeyApple said:

Ah but you don’t heat big houses you wear jumpers and slippers.

I have a 'never worn in anger' (very clean) set of thermal overalls from my offshore days.

Who needs central heating..

ETA: plus i am sure it has atleast one log fire, by the time you are done chopping some wood for it you will be quite warm, and wont need it.

[louiebaby]

Today, I shall be mostly liking:





https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

[Doofus]

It's just as well that it's all about location, because the house is horrible.

[borcy]

louiebaby said:

Today, I shall be mostly liking:





https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

Looks like a holiday let inside.

[Taylor James]

borcy said:

louiebaby said:

Today, I shall be mostly liking:





https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

Looks like a holiday let inside.

And overlooked from both sides by neighbours you could reach out and touch. No thanks.

[The Moose]

Shuvi McTupya said:

I have a 'never worn in anger' (very clean) set of thermal overalls from my offshore days.

Who needs central heating..

ETA: plus i am sure it has atleast one log fire, by the time you are done chopping some wood for it you will be quite warm, and wont need it.

That’s the best thing about real wood fires. It gets you warm twice. Once when you chop and split it and once when you burn it

[Escort3500]

borcy said:

louiebaby said:

Today, I shall be mostly liking:





https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/prop...

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

Looks like a holiday let inside.

And pretty grim outside. Price reflects the location not the house surely.

[Sporky]

borcy said:

Looks like a holiday let inside.

The description does say "Impressive record of holiday rental income", so I'd say you're spot-on.

[Bonefish Blues]

louiebaby said:

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

Phil Starck's work, no less (at least originally)

[matrignano]

Bonefish Blues said:

Phil Starck's work, no less (at least originally)

Made by Kartell, £250 each (if originals and not reproductions)

[ben5575]

matrignano said:

Bonefish Blues said:

Phil Starck's work, no less (at least originally)

Made by Kartell, £250 each (if originals and not reproductions)

I like that there are people of taste on PH. I so rarely meet fellow chair fetishists in the real world.

[Escort3500]

ben5575 said:

matrignano said:

Bonefish Blues said:

Phil Starck's work, no less (at least originally)

Made by Kartell, £250 each (if originals and not reproductions)

I like that there are people of taste on PH. I so rarely meet fellow chair fetishists in the real world.

Have to agree. Can I join your group?

[matrignano]

This is turning me on lately

https://chaplins.co.uk/shop/media/catalog/product/...

[Shuvi McTupya]

Bonefish Blues said:

louiebaby said:

Clearly, when you buy a house the furniture rarely stays, but I feel I have to mention that the dining chairs modelled on stripper heels are horrendous.

Phil Starck's work, no less (at least originally)

These chairs? Stripper heels? I am not seeing it!

[Blackpuddin]

anonymous said:

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Looks very tired and unloved, would drain your finances faster than the boiler drains fuel.

[louiebaby]

Shuvi McTupya said:

These chairs? Stripper heels? I am not seeing it!

You're clearly trying to get me in trouble with the work IT bods!

[Shuvi McTupya]

louiebaby said:

You're clearly trying to get me in trouble with the work IT bods!

LOL!

OK, moving on

Can the porn house be in Sweden?

Just over a faasand bags.
https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

[Doofus]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Can the porn house be in Sweden?

Just over a faasand bags.
https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/18...

"A Cinderella incinerating toilet". If you're stuck on the island in bad weather, and you run out of fairy tale characters, how do you keep the bog alight?