The Thread Where Doofus Shouts Into The Void

[Doofus]

Don't say lol. Don't say lol. Just don't say lol.

Just say "I am a ." instead. We'll know what you mean.

[paua]

V6 Pushfit said:

Doofus said:

Why does everything have to be "random" or fking "cheeky"?

What's wrong with vocabulary?

What about people who use ‘like’ all the time including starting every sentence.

Don’t they get a look in?

Like, no, lol. HTH

[TimmyMallett]

Literally. Don't say lol.

Like, literally.

I can't even.

[dhutch]

Lol.

[Super Sonic]

Worst 'Old Man Shouts At Cloud' thread ever!

[Doofus]

For the love of God, stop fking saying "lol"! You evidently don't know, but it makes you look like massive ! Just fking grow up!

[BobSaunders]

Doofus said:

For the love of God, stop fking saying "lol"! You evidently don't know, but it makes you look like massive ! Just fking grow up!

But suddenly it makes whatever action or communication instantly less offensive or racist if you put 'lol' after it. Surprised defence barristers haven't 'learned this one simple trick' yet.

[TimmyMallett]

I hate it when people bump threads I like reading with nothing new.



lol

[Doofus]

This is becoming so repetitive.

Lol is not punctuation.

Lol is not words.

Lol is code for "I am a fking ignorant fking stupid fking "

Please please please stop being a fking ignorant fking stupid fking so that this thread can get back to its original purpose of advancing mankind, rather than pointing out how fking thick everyone is.

[Harry Flashman]

HNY!

LOL.

[mattyn1]

My F-I-L thought LOL meant “lots of love”, which did not go down well when he text a few people to say Aunt Marge in the village had died, and put “Lol, Rog” at the end!

[oblio]

mattyn1 said:

My F-I-L thought LOL meant “lots of love”, which did not go down well when he text a few people to say Aunt Marge in the village had died, and put “Lol, Rog” at the end!

That could be worth a ROFL....

[Murph7355]

Doofus said:

This is becoming so repetitive.

Lol is not punctuation.

Lol is not words.

Lol is code for "I am a fking ignorant fking stupid fking "

Please please please stop being a fking ignorant fking stupid fking so that this thread can get back to its original purpose of advancing mankind, rather than pointing out how fking thick everyone is.

My old man's first message of the New Year to everyone was that his car had passed its MOT the day before.

I think you trump him. Thank you.

(lol xx).

[Doofus]

If you call a Jaguar a 'Jaaaag' , you are a .

HTH

tt

[Doofus]

Why sign up to PH if your very first post is to reply to a several months old thread with something like this "This is my first time hearing about this shampoo. He is good? I also started having problems with my hair of"

Why search PH for this stuff in the first place?

Why are other people odd?

[Doofus]

If you really are a car enthusiast, a petrol head or a pistonhead, why does every one of your "What car should I buy?" threads offer the choice of BMW, Audi or Mercedes?

Have some fking imagination, FFS!

If you're concerned about depreciation then stick the money in the fking bank and buy something cheap!

[Doofus]

Once upon a time, auto boxes were three-speed slush-o-matics that sapped power, dulled acceleration and dented fuel economy. Yet if you wanted one in your new car, you had to pay extra.

Nowadays, they have more gears than you can count, are more efficient than manuals, accelerate faster and return better fuel economy, and they're free.

[McAndy]

Doofus said:

Once upon a time, auto boxes were three-speed slush-o-matics that sapped power, dulled acceleration and dented fuel economy. Yet if you wanted one in your new car, you had to pay extra.

Nowadays, they have more gears than you can count, are more efficient than manuals, accelerate faster and return better fuel economy, and they're free.

1/10. No anger, nor vitriol. In fact, seems like a well made and reasonable observation.

Is your heart even still in this?

[Bonefish Blues]

I did a lol at that. Sorry