The Thread Where Doofus Shouts Into The Void

The Thread Where Doofus Shouts Into The Void

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Doofus

Original Poster:

25,886 posts

174 months

Wednesday 6th April 2022
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If you call a Jaguar a 'Jaaaag' , you are a .

HTH

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Doofus

Original Poster:

25,886 posts

174 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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Why sign up to PH if your very first post is to reply to a several months old thread with something like this "This is my first time hearing about this shampoo. He is good? I also started having problems with my hair of"

Why search PH for this stuff in the first place?

Why are other people odd?

Doofus

Original Poster:

25,886 posts

174 months

Sunday 25th September 2022
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If you really are a car enthusiast, a petrol head or a pistonhead, why does every one of your "What car should I buy?" threads offer the choice of BMW, Audi or Mercedes?

Have some fking imagination, FFS!

If you're concerned about depreciation then stick the money in the fking bank and buy something cheap!

Doofus

Original Poster:

25,886 posts

174 months

Tuesday 6th December 2022
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Once upon a time, auto boxes were three-speed slush-o-matics that sapped power, dulled acceleration and dented fuel economy. Yet if you wanted one in your new car, you had to pay extra.

Nowadays, they have more gears than you can count, are more efficient than manuals, accelerate faster and return better fuel economy, and they're free.