Open plan on deeds..... fence erecting?

Open plan on deeds..... fence erecting?

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Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Good weather today - what do people think will be built (or not) by the time OP returns home ?

snake_oil

2,039 posts

76 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Surprised he didn't park round the corner, nip back, slip inside and wfh.

ClaphamGT3

11,302 posts

244 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous said:
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I propose that anyone that uses the word "sausages" in this thread be banned from PH forever.

Harsh but - I believe - fair.

DonkeyApple

55,378 posts

170 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous said:
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Fair indeed.

DonkeyApple

55,378 posts

170 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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PositronicRay

27,041 posts

184 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Probably be a Trumpesque wall, he'll have to pay for it.

strain

419 posts

102 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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not enjoyed a thread like this for a while.

I live in an open plan area, we're relatively new houses where there are some houses a few doors down been around 40 years more, they arent open plan.

Me and the next door neighbour have hedges, which aren't allowed. There before we bought it, all drives are seperated by grass, essentially everybody uses the house to the rights grass to get out the car.

Guy sounds like a prick, concrete your property and thank him for starting the digging.

Then get some frozen sausages for his lawn.

Looking forward to seeing his latest creation though, remember wood burns...

mikeveal

4,578 posts

251 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Wait for him to erect it, then paint it bright orange from your side...

Flibble

6,475 posts

182 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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mikeveal said:
Wait for him to erect it, then paint it bright orange from your side...
And then overcoat with retro-reflective clear coat... scratchchin

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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mikeveal said:
Wait for him to erect it, then paint it bright orange from your side...
Ensuring it’s slipped on and it seeps through all the holes and of course be liberal on the top - you can never put too much on. Oh and balance the pot on the fence whilst doing it, and drips or falls will go onto his drive/grass.

Do it wearing shades sipping tennants super and if he curtain twitches hold a long smirk in his direction.

Flibble

6,475 posts

182 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Welshbeef said:
mikeveal said:
Wait for him to erect it, then paint it bright orange from your side...
Ensuring it’s slipped on and it seeps through all the holes and of course be liberal on the top - you can never put too much on. Oh and balance the pot on the fence whilst doing it, and drips or falls will go onto his drive/grass.

Do it wearing shades sipping tennants super and if he curtain twitches hold a long smirk in his direction.
Don't forget to park across his drive while doing it. Wouldn't wants any splashes on your car.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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We might see a dirty protest upon arrival home

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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M12MTR said:
Your neighbour cuts his lawn better than you wink wink.

dickymint

24,371 posts

259 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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M12MTR said:
Welshbeef said:
M12MTR said:
Your neighbour cuts his lawn better than you wink wink.
Ha ha. Nope. I just haven't done my first cut of the year yet. Was going to yesterday but it rained here.
Excuses excuses excuses rofl































wink

billshoreham

358 posts

126 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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he can extend that fence all the way to the pavement at 2 metres high as long as;

A) the 2 metres nearest the front boundary are dropped to 1 metre in height.

B) it is built on his land,if you contest it, be warned lots of money and hard to prove

covenants are out of date and cost a fortune to enforce only by the original developer ( who is probably no longer around)

fence attached to your garage, well its petty done and dusted now,

you could also extend the front fence under the same rules i.e.on your land etc.

think you may have pissed him when passengers have been exiting your cars, I can see his point.- sorry

Hammer67

5,737 posts

185 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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M12MTR said:
Poor effort. I do a bit of fencing occasionally, if he needs help erecting it, I may be able to pop over and give him a hand. HTH.

DonkeyApple

55,378 posts

170 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Hammer67 said:
M12MTR said:
Poor effort. I do a bit of fencing occasionally, if he needs help erecting it, I may be able to pop over and give him a hand. HTH.
Can’t the OP help his neighbour out?