Artificial grass - experiences?

Artificial grass - experiences?

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devnull

3,754 posts

158 months

Saturday 23rd February 2019
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It looks tacky as fk. Viewed a house which had it as a selling point. What an utterly soulless mod for a house.

PositronicRay

27,089 posts

184 months

Saturday 23rd February 2019
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pidsy said:
One of the guys from lazy lawn who did some of ours has gone out on his own using a different manufacturer- he charges £60 psqm all inc (vat,supply,ground prep,install).

He’s making an absolute fortune. He’s booked all the way through till July for this year.

I’d rather buy it and lay it myself.
I'm finding this hard to comprehend, £6000 for a small artificial lawn.

NorthDave

2,370 posts

233 months

Saturday 23rd February 2019
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I have it I'm afraid.

After years of trying to get the lawn to grow I gave up. My garden is very shaded due to a neighbour's tree and it would die every winter. I spent a fortune on the real thing with reseeding, green thumb etc.

I reckon it looks 80% as good as a real lawn but 100% better than the mess I had for 6 to 9 months a year. It's also novel being able to use it year round.

Worth it for me.

pidsy

8,023 posts

158 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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PositronicRay said:
pidsy said:
One of the guys from lazy lawn who did some of ours has gone out on his own using a different manufacturer- he charges £60 psqm all inc (vat,supply,ground prep,install).

He’s making an absolute fortune. He’s booked all the way through till July for this year.

I’d rather buy it and lay it myself.
I'm finding this hard to comprehend, £6000 for a small artificial lawn.
He has managed to fall in with a particularly wealthy area in north London.
6k would get you 100 square m - all dug out, prepped and laid. It’s not that bad - some of the “ultra realistic” grass you can get is £50 a metre on its own.

Crazy money but growing in popularity.

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

171 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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Nearly all of our properties have it, and the tenants love it as they don't have to keep it mowed.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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I don't want it. Bit I have a lawn that will not take properly despite much effort and lots of "experts" getting involved.

Good drainage and removed most of the leylandii that used to be here but still have big bare patches and moss.

Had it returfed and managed it meticulously, and it reverted to the same state within a year.

brickwall

5,253 posts

211 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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I have it. Works well for the setting - a small, heavily shaded urban garden. Normal grass really struggles to grow, and there's not much space to keep a lawnmower anyway (nor is it easy to get one in or out).

It's not the same as a proper lawn, but for some purposes it's a good solution.

DSLiverpool

14,789 posts

203 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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The cheap crap gives the good stuff a bad name, some of it is really amazing.

48k

13,214 posts

149 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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anonymous said:
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Having four dogs, I'd never swap my artificial for anything like that. Horses for courses.

48k

13,214 posts

149 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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anonymous said:
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Mine would too, that's the problem. It would look like The Somme within about a week, as would the downstairs of the house. laugh
Restricting the animals to the artificial grass area of the garden was the best thing we ever did.

The Moose

22,882 posts

210 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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I would love it. Here, you have to spend an absolute fortune watering the stuff for a large chunk of the year...and out water is stupidly expensive.

The reason it’s not taken off (apparently) is that it’s just too hot and can burn your/your pets’ feet. No idea how true this is - anyone who knows about this stuff?

K50 DEL

9,253 posts

229 months

Sunday 24th February 2019
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The Moose said:
I would love it. Here, you have to spend an absolute fortune watering the stuff for a large chunk of the year...and out water is stupidly expensive.

The reason it’s not taken off (apparently) is that it’s just too hot and can burn your/your pets’ feet. No idea how true this is - anyone who knows about this stuff?
I had it for a couple of years at my villa in Dubai (a place which is known for getting pretty hot!!) and whilst it does get warm i never had a problem walking on it and the black tarmac of pavements certainly got hotter.

mondeoman

11,430 posts

267 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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12 (!) samples ordered, from £12/mtr to about £22. I'll let you know....

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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How good are they when you have

Dripping ice cream
Sun tan lotion dripping
BBQ grease
BBQ food condements dropping on it
Bird poop / that doesn’t get removed for weeks (say on hols in the summer)
If a fox tries to dig into it - how sturdy it is to tears
If your dragging something heavy or you drop something heavy and it’s pulls it - does it cause ripples?
If you banging your boots or wellies in thegarden how does it deal with sand and general boot mud?
How about cat piss and poo.
What about vomit - kids do it sometimes
How good is it for nature? How do birds poke and peck into the earth for worms?
If you get frisky is it better to have artificial grass burns or grass.

ollyprice87

275 posts

161 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Vile stuff, hell would have to freeze over before I put this in. Some of the prices quoted here are astronomical.

Another note - have dogs somehow manged to morph into Welsh miners? Don't quite understand the 'dogs keep digging' line. Maybe address that issue before ripping out a living micro habitat and replacing with plastic.

pidsy

8,023 posts

158 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Disinfectant periodically, pressure wash, brush and add more sand if needed.

Not difficult to keep tidy.

I do hoover mine a couple of times a year.

48k

13,214 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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ollyprice87 said:
Vile stuff, hell would have to freeze over before I put this in. Some of the prices quoted here are astronomical.

Another note - have dogs somehow manged to morph into Welsh miners? Don't quite understand the 'dogs keep digging' line. Maybe address that issue before ripping out a living micro habitat and replacing with plastic.
Wow. Drama queen much?
They don't have to dig the grass to get mucky. Dogs playing on grass through winter / wet times = mud - on them and on the house. Having artifical grass saves the hassle of having to clean them and the house every time .

48k

13,214 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
How good are they when you have

Dripping ice cream
Sun tan lotion dripping
BBQ grease
BBQ food condements dropping on it
Bird poop / that doesn’t get removed for weeks (say on hols in the summer)
If a fox tries to dig into it - how sturdy it is to tears
If your dragging something heavy or you drop something heavy and it’s pulls it - does it cause ripples?
If you banging your boots or wellies in thegarden how does it deal with sand and general boot mud?
How about cat piss and poo.
What about vomit - kids do it sometimes
How good is it for nature? How do birds poke and peck into the earth for worms?
If you get frisky is it better to have artificial grass burns or grass.
As far as spillages, drips, grease poo etc etc you treat artifical grass the same as normal grass - ie. if you want to get rid of it, either pick it up or chuck water on it / hose it. It's not that hard.

Gurdy Gurdy

450 posts

203 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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pidsy said:
Disinfectant periodically, pressure wash, brush and add more sand if needed.

Not difficult to keep tidy.

I do hoover mine a couple of times a year.
Exactly how I do it.
Mines is terrific. Well looked after. Grass didn't work in one area of my garden due to being in the shade.
Horses for courses

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Wednesday 27th February 2019
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48k said:
As far as spillages, drips, grease poo etc etc you treat artifical grass the same as normal grass - ie. if you want to get rid of it, either pick it up or chuck water on it / hose it. It's not that hard.
Apart from picking up the Poo I’ve never chucked water onto such a spillage nor had to hose it.

Surely hiding something like spilt ice cream simply smarts that ice cream elsewhere in the garden.
You let it melt done

Bucket of water on some split condement or bird poo on real grass are you joking?