Strange old retired neighbor
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I did have an idea...
but I think this was too much
Just salt a giant cock and balls in his grass and wait for the grass to die off. It's a little more holistic in its approach than the above.
but I think this was too much
Just salt a giant cock and balls in his grass and wait for the grass to die off. It's a little more holistic in its approach than the above.
Until you have an oddball neighbour you just can't imagine the weird st that goes on.
My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
Edited by EarlofDrift on Wednesday 17th July 22:17
EarlofDrift said:
Until you have an oddball neighbour you just can't imagine the weird st that goes on.
My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
Hey boo. My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
Edited by EarlofDrift on Wednesday 17th July 22:17
PositronicRay said:
EarlofDrift said:
Until you have an oddball neighbour you just can't imagine the weird st that goes on.
My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
Hey boo. My neighbour is about 25 he doesn't work and never leaves the house, I couldn't tell you what he looked like. Seems to leave the taps running all day for some odd reason and has about 10 dogs which never get walked. Outside of the house is a fking mess, weeds about 3ft high, moss everywhere and most people think it's been abandoned.
It's not my business but since the hot weather on one side there's a fking awful smell when the wind blows which means he doesn't really think taking out bins or recycling is on the agenda.
Landlord is getting his rent and is never up to check the place so doesn't care.
Edited by EarlofDrift on Wednesday 17th July 22:17
sc0tt said:
Evening chaps,
I live opposite an old couple. Lived here for 25 years etc and generally mean no harm but are busy bodys.
The chap is out there pruning his garden roughly quicker than it can grow, no harm no foul even if I don’t like his multi coloured light up rockery.
Anyway I’ve only lived here a few months and today I’ve come home to 2 branches of bush thrown in my garden. Theres nothing wrong with the bush, it might be a little bushier than he would like but we have a lot of birds nesting in it so I’m happy to leave it as it is.
CCTV tells me he has been out with another neighbour making aggressive gestures at my bush (no sound unfortunately)
So i’m up for a little neighborhood love. Shall I tell him to get fked and don’t cut my bush? Go and cut some of his? Any other humorous suggestions on a postcard.
I see the 2 branches as a passive aggressive, this is what is going to happen type ransom note.
What a curious post.I live opposite an old couple. Lived here for 25 years etc and generally mean no harm but are busy bodys.
The chap is out there pruning his garden roughly quicker than it can grow, no harm no foul even if I don’t like his multi coloured light up rockery.
Anyway I’ve only lived here a few months and today I’ve come home to 2 branches of bush thrown in my garden. Theres nothing wrong with the bush, it might be a little bushier than he would like but we have a lot of birds nesting in it so I’m happy to leave it as it is.
CCTV tells me he has been out with another neighbour making aggressive gestures at my bush (no sound unfortunately)
So i’m up for a little neighborhood love. Shall I tell him to get fked and don’t cut my bush? Go and cut some of his? Any other humorous suggestions on a postcard.
I see the 2 branches as a passive aggressive, this is what is going to happen type ransom note.
If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
The Mad Monk said:
What a curious post.
If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
What a curious post. If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
There are 7 pages in this thread and you've clearly only read the original post and nothing else.
CAPP0 said:
The Mad Monk said:
What a curious post.
If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
What a curious post. If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
There are 7 pages in this thread and you've clearly only read the original post and nothing else.
I did only read the first page. Was my reply not relevant?
The Mad Monk said:
sc0tt said:
Evening chaps,
I live opposite an old couple. Lived here for 25 years etc and generally mean no harm but are busy bodys.
The chap is out there pruning his garden roughly quicker than it can grow, no harm no foul even if I don’t like his multi coloured light up rockery.
Anyway I’ve only lived here a few months and today I’ve come home to 2 branches of bush thrown in my garden. Theres nothing wrong with the bush, it might be a little bushier than he would like but we have a lot of birds nesting in it so I’m happy to leave it as it is.
CCTV tells me he has been out with another neighbour making aggressive gestures at my bush (no sound unfortunately)
So i’m up for a little neighborhood love. Shall I tell him to get fked and don’t cut my bush? Go and cut some of his? Any other humorous suggestions on a postcard.
I see the 2 branches as a passive aggressive, this is what is going to happen type ransom note.
What a curious post.I live opposite an old couple. Lived here for 25 years etc and generally mean no harm but are busy bodys.
The chap is out there pruning his garden roughly quicker than it can grow, no harm no foul even if I don’t like his multi coloured light up rockery.
Anyway I’ve only lived here a few months and today I’ve come home to 2 branches of bush thrown in my garden. Theres nothing wrong with the bush, it might be a little bushier than he would like but we have a lot of birds nesting in it so I’m happy to leave it as it is.
CCTV tells me he has been out with another neighbour making aggressive gestures at my bush (no sound unfortunately)
So i’m up for a little neighborhood love. Shall I tell him to get fked and don’t cut my bush? Go and cut some of his? Any other humorous suggestions on a postcard.
I see the 2 branches as a passive aggressive, this is what is going to happen type ransom note.
If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
The Mad Monk said:
CAPP0 said:
The Mad Monk said:
What a curious post.
If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
What a curious post. If your branches of your shrubbery are growing on his side of the boundary, he is entitled to cut them off and he should return them to you.
That would seem to be what he has done.
There are 7 pages in this thread and you've clearly only read the original post and nothing else.
I did only read the first page. Was my reply not relevant?
For a start, the bush in question is on the opposite side of the road to the strange neighbour's house, apparently on the OP's land.
But read the thread, it's worth it for amusement value
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