Strange old retired neighbor

Strange old retired neighbor

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dhutch

14,388 posts

197 months

Thursday 8th August 2019
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Cant say I have read all of this.

Its a bit off, but its also a bit odd your bush is outside your fence and much nearer to him.

I would just go over and have a chat, see what he says, mention about the birds and trimming it out of season, keep peaceful if you can.

Had the guy opposite comment on my drive being a bit over grown (block paving, laid on bugger all, I have been away abroad so no car or foot-traffic) and it ended up with me giving him £10 for some weedkiller, and him spraying it all off and smartening it all up while I was in India with work for 6 months. Kept him happy, kept the house nice, and didnt ruin the planet too much.
Once I was back it reverted to normal traffic keeping it down enough it was fine for both of us without the use of glyphosate.


Daniel

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Thursday 8th August 2019
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dhutch said:
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I would just go over and have a chat, see what he says, mention about the birds and trimming it out of season, keep peaceful if you can.
So as the guy hides when the OP go's over. You'd suggest smashing in his door to have this chat I presume?

dhutch

14,388 posts

197 months

Thursday 8th August 2019
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Munter said:
So as the guy hides when the OP go's over. You'd suggest smashing in his door to have this chat I presume?
As said, I havent read the whole thread. But ring the door bell? Note on some paper?

mickrick

3,700 posts

173 months

Thursday 8th August 2019
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Sitting in my engine control room at sea, so I've just read the whole thread. I've been laughing out loud!
However, the pavement tree looks to be his property. It's a bit of crazy paving where the footpath ends, and level with the end of his driveway.
Maybe the Old fellow is a bit strange, we will probably all go that way eventually, but maybe he likes to keep the place tidy, and he's an OCD gardener. If it was me, I'd wait until I bumped into him, outside Tesco for example, and talk to him about it, ask him if it bothers him, and why.
It's pretty handy having retired neighbors that you can get along with, even if they're a bit odd, as sometimes you need someone to maybe keep an eye on things while you're away for example.
Poor Old bugger may be going a bit Cuckoo, that's not his fault.

sc0tt

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18,047 posts

201 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Strange fella is back with vengeance.

Passive aggressive shouting over my fence regarding the fallen leaves ruining his rockery a few weeks back.

Unfortunately as a living tree it does have the tendency to drop leaves so he is out sweeping his drive every day.He then gathers the leaves and dumps them at the base of the tree. Each day the leaves blow back on to his rockery.Groundhog day round here.


dhutch

14,388 posts

197 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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He loves it!

TwistingMyMelon

6,385 posts

205 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Hahah propper nuts

DonkeyApple

55,324 posts

169 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Just start putting some more leaves from elsewhere on the pile each time then. biggrin

dickymint

24,347 posts

258 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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There's a hefty fine for fly tipping.

ukwill

8,912 posts

207 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Is anyone else picturing the neighbour as Victor Meldrew?

I reckon some solar string lights for the bush would send him over the edge...

JuniorD

8,627 posts

223 months

Thursday 27th August 2020
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Saw this thread had been updated and expected to hear that the old geezer had kicked the bucket.

Seemingly he has not. Still no reason not to but a memorial or death notice in the local paper