Solid wood flooring, is it really this difficult?!

Solid wood flooring, is it really this difficult?!

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Gtom

1,615 posts

133 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Flibble said:
Ah there we come to the compromise, it was flowed through several rooms so ended up being that way round.
I was going to pull you on it being laid in the wrong direction but because there are multiple rooms this does happen.

I have got 100m2 of engineered oak to put down starting next week and I have got one room that will end up the same unless I rotate it 90 degree

ST12AT

539 posts

168 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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With the amount of questionable work that’s taken place as detailed on numerous posts I suggest the OP converts the building into stables for all the horses that have been on site....

Gtom

1,615 posts

133 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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ST12AT said:
With the amount of questionable work that’s taken place as detailed on numerous posts I suggest the OP converts the building into stables for all the horses that have been on site....
Do you know how heavy horses are? They will be right through that floor.

ThumperMc

4,406 posts

187 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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For fk sake man.

ST12AT

539 posts

168 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Gtom said:
Do you know how heavy horses are? They will be right through that floor.
No problem, they aren’t real horses, just ones that look like horses but are just full of hot air, wild promises and hopes and dreams. Cost a pretty penny though.

snowman99

400 posts

148 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Is the problem he skimped on concrete for the base and now the floor is too low? So the battens are the increase the height?

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Please guys, don't ruin OP's bike ride, it is important to him.

As for the floor roflroflrofl Watch for the splinters though.

Carbon Sasquatch

4,658 posts

65 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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snowman99 said:
Is the problem he skimped on concrete for the base and now the floor is too low? So the battens are the increase the height?
It's one open room - so the height isn't really critical as long as it's below the door....

It's an unbelievable thread - not one single person has offered even a glimmer of hope - it's a complete fk up that even a half competent DIY'er can see is a disaster waiting to happen.

Stop now before you waste more money - it they are gluing that floor, then it's effectively scrap - you can't take it up again - so at least stop them ruining the rest of the materials.....

thebraketester

14,249 posts

139 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Jesus Christ. What an abortion of a job.

ClaphamGT3

11,307 posts

244 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Oh come on you guys - he could always turn it into a gymnastics studio with a nice sprung floor....

snowman99

400 posts

148 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Maybe he is actually trying to make a wrestling ring?

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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anonymous said:
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That was bound to happen, today of all days hehe

Black_S3

2,682 posts

189 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Did you shout at the bike?

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

132 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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REIOTW - despite the problems and refusal to acknowledgement advice from others etc, I admire you for posting about it all. A lesser person would keep quiet and not have the balls to share their experiences. Im quite similar myself, I always tell folk about my problems, fukc ups and the daft things I've done, some may laugh at me (and do) but I know they wouldn't have the balls to admit their own failings to others.

Is it called self depreciating? I'm not sure?

Edited by LeadFarmer on Sunday 25th October 09:38

LeadFarmer

7,411 posts

132 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Catz said:
ClaphamGT3 said:
Flibble said:
I agree with the above about doing it yourself, really not that hard. You don't need a fancy hammer thing either, mine went together with a normal hammer and a block of wood.

This was the first t&g flooring I'd laid, came out alright, the bay window was a chore though.
That is actually giving me a headache looking at it
Why?
It's laid in the wrong direction
I always thought wooden/laminate flooring should be laid across the room when looking at the windows and considering where the light is coming from, not along the room. Am I wrong?

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

142 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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Holy stballs that's a right bodge.

If you are determined to go down the ridiculous route of batons then double up on them, with extra support pieces on the ends of the boards.

Simpo Two

85,553 posts

266 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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LeadFarmer said:
Is it called self depreciating? I'm not sure?
Almost - 'self-deprecating' - the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest.

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Why is not bundling them off the job an option? Are they holding your family hostage?

A few years ago I got some builders in to convert my fireplace and fit a flue liner. After a morning's work it was clear they had the talent to rip things apart but little else. They were struggling and knew it, and I didn't feel they could complete the job successfully so I suggested we leave it there and I'd pay them for the work done. They were happy to get away, and I was able to get someone else to finish it.

MiseryStreak

2,929 posts

208 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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But it’s not too late! I missed the bit about the boards being pine, rather than oak. Apart from being way too soft for a gym floor, with the battens at those centres (600mm?) you will actually feel the boards flex underfoot, let alone what’s going to happen when you put a cross trainer and a weights bench(!) on it. I can imagine the boards actually touching the floor between battens.

This is so easy to fix, just stop them now before they ruin the rest of your flooring. Lay it straight onto the underlay and put five coats of decent lacquer on it to try and prevent scratching.

Don’t drag anything over the floor at any point, you will need felt pads on all the equipment and foam mats for the weights area. Even hardwood floors scratch really easily, pine will actually crack and splinter unless treated really carefully.


Rodney Trotter

59 posts

81 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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If it was direct to floor, we would latex, epoxy dam them latex, then bond direct to that when dry.

As it is on battens, we would advise 400mm centres as it will be a gym, the wood should be 22mm solid as a minimum and secret nailed to the battens.
You should not glue the wood to the battens.

Is the room at the temperature it will stay at to acclimatise the wood?

paulrockliffe

15,721 posts

228 months

Sunday 25th October 2020
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To be fair to the OP, you're mostly being a bunch of massive fannies.

Yes it's wrong, yes there's no reason for it to be wrong other than he's employing god knows what, yes pine will dent if he drops weights on it and the floor will be a bit springy, but it will take the weight and it won't break being used as a gym.

Go and get a pine floor board and set it on bricks, then jump up and down in the middle and see if you can break it. Then consider that each tongue and grooved board is supporting the others, so to break one you're going to have to break at least 5.

OP - please just fk these idiots off and order some chipboard and some glue.
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