Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[Rostfritt]

dxg said:

Anyone fancy w house designed to look like a crab?

Presumably there a connection to crash fishing out of Montrose...

I actually rather like the interiors...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/117248774

It's a bit of an odd layout with the conservatory connected to the master bedroom, but the upstairs does look rather nice. Quite a location they have worked the house into well.

Definitely more 'Grand Designs' than most of this thread, which is a bit more 'Homes Under the Hammer'.

[abzmike]

Hard to work it out properly but I think I quite like that. Nice manageable size with a great plot to potter around in.

[Hoofy]

Rostfritt said:

It's a bit of an odd layout with the conservatory connected to the master bedroom, but the upstairs does look rather nice. Quite a location they have worked the house into well.

Definitely more 'Grand Designs' than most of this thread, which is a bit more 'Homes Under the Hammer'.

Yes, I had to look at the layout plan and photos, trying to get my head round how to have a guest go from the dining area to the conservatory.

[greggy50]

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

[dudleybloke]

greggy50 said:

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

Do the sheep come with it?

[Bonefish Blues]

I wonder what possesses people, I really do.

[DaveyBoyWonder]

greggy50 said:

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

Thats insane! Are they even real - look fake.

[Bonefish Blues]

Everything in the house is fake, there are no living plants at all that I can see.

[devnull]

greggy50 said:

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

I reckon you'd get a bking in that house for taking the cushions off the sofas and putting them on the floor.

[Fermit]

It looks like some sort of crappy Garden Centre in there.

[ambuletz]

devnull said:

greggy50 said:

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

I reckon you'd get a bking in that house for taking the cushions off the sofas and putting them on the floor.

there's 9 pillows on the bed!!

[Hoofy]

devnull said:

greggy50 said:

Owner clearly loves a potted plant... (Not a bad house once removed however...)

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110843993#/...

I reckon you'd get a bking in that house for taking the cushions off the sofas and putting them on the floor.

I wonder if she invented the "penis beaker". (Google it.)

[Trustmeimadoctor]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/78172005#/?...

£627k for a caravan!

[FourWheelDrift]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/78172005#/?...

£627k for a caravan!

On Anglesey!

[Siko]

FourWheelDrift said:

On Anglesey!

Anglesey is really lovely though - we holidayed there for the first time this summer and had a brilliant time. Wouldn't spend that money on a caravan there but it is a great place to be

[Trustmeimadoctor]

indeed anglesey is lovely

but hey you could have this instead


https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/82064972#/?...

[Fermit]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110859329#/...

On first glance it may not seem an obvious contender, but hear me out. Just down the road from my olds last house, for years it was a quaint little cottage requiring renovation. Now renovated, it's like a 14 year old lad who's discovered masturbation, and doesn't know when to stop. Extensions off extensions. Downstairs bedrooms (so likely for kids) off reception spaces (yeah, that'll help them sleep) and a downstairs shower room with all black tiles, meaning you'll need to steal some football ground floodlights to get it bright.

To me, a massive missed opportunity, and a mess.

[TA14]

Fermit said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/110859329#/...

On first glance it may not seem an obvious contender, but hear me out. Just down the road from my olds last house, for years it was a quaint little cottage requiring renovation. Now renovated, it's like a 14 year old lad who's discovered masturbation, and doesn't know when to stop. Extensions off extensions. Downstairs bedrooms (so likely for kids) off reception spaces (yeah, that'll help them sleep) and a downstairs shower room with all black tiles, meaning you'll need to steal some football ground floodlights to get it bright.

To me, a massive missed opportunity, and a mess.

Could be good for a roofing company who want to demonstrate every type of domestic roof and roof window that they do

[Blakeatron]

The rear bedroom, ensuite and ‘utility’ must be a self contained rental/let of some sort?

[Siko]

Every room has a TV, aircon or normally both

That screams to me someone winning £250k on a scratchcard and spunking the lot at a local builder mate and Curry’s.