Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[T1547]

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

[DodgyGeezer]

Escort3500 said:

ro250 said:

Dr Mike Oxgreen said:

bigandclever said:

I'm afraid to say this rental has already been pulled from Rightmove, it was only on for about 10 minutes. However, most of the advert still remains. Only a grand a month, enjoy!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132752423#/...

“This lovely annex…”

Must check my dictionary. This must be an obscure definition of the word “lovely” that I’ve never come across before.

And I'm not sure a shed on the patio can really be called an annex either!

And I’ll wager it doesn’t have pp

what size person is meant to sleep on that bed?

[TimmyMallett]

T1547 said:

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

I'd say eclectic. Where the diverse sources used for inspiration were not very diverse and had no taste, and were blind.

Edited by TimmyMallett on Friday 31st March 08:33

[ro250]

TimmyMallett said:

T1547 said:

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

I'd say eclectic. Where the diverse sources used for inspiration were not very diverse and had no taste, and were blind.

Edited by TimmyMallett on Friday 31st March 08:33

The front door gives all the clues - turn and leave!

[Ace-T]

ro250 said:

TimmyMallett said:

T1547 said:

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

I'd say eclectic. Where the diverse sources used for inspiration were not very diverse and had no taste, and were blind.

Edited by TimmyMallett on Friday 31st March 08:33

The front door gives all the clues - turn and leave!

I never thought I would say I was happy to see a grey room. They probably think they are bang on the maximalism trend. It just hurt my head to look at.

To be fair, if you manage to look beyond the clashing patterns, all the walls are white, so it's just the floors that need sorting.

[JQ]

Ace-T said:

ro250 said:

TimmyMallett said:

T1547 said:

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

I'd say eclectic. Where the diverse sources used for inspiration were not very diverse and had no taste, and were blind.

Edited by TimmyMallett on Friday 31st March 08:33

The front door gives all the clues - turn and leave!

I never thought I would say I was happy to see a grey room. They probably think they are bang on the maximalism trend. It just hurt my head to look at.

To be fair, if you manage to look beyond the clashing patterns, all the walls are white, so it's just the floors that need sorting.

I thought the same, but don't forget the tiled stairs and the walls in the garden that are now going to need painting over every few years. No matter what colour you paint them, it'll look odd.

The maximalist trend can look really good when done well, in this case it's a swing and a miss.

[DodgyGeezer]

I feel a little unkind here as it's not really a nightmare per se. It's a wonderful timewarp - but given I couldn't live there and it's in the arse-end of nowhere here we are...

https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/orrock/

[Sporky]

I like that a lot.

[KAgantua]

DodgyGeezer said:

I feel a little unkind here as it's not really a nightmare per se. It's a wonderful timewarp - but given I couldn't live there and it's in the arse-end of nowhere here we are...

https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/orrock/

Really stretching the concept of 'nightmare' here lads

[abzmike]

Not crazy about the setting, but I like the house.

[Bonefish Blues]

Very much not nightmarish

[Disco You]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131783195

The lesser known dining toilet.

[FourWheelDrift]

Disco You said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131783195

The lesser known dining toilet.

Short dash from table to throne, bad chef.

And some al fresco clothes washing too.

[CanAm]

Disco You said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131783195

The lesser known dining toilet.

There’s open plan and then there’s OPEN PLAN

[mikees]

DodgyGeezer said:

I feel a little unkind here as it's not really a nightmare per se. It's a wonderful timewarp - but given I couldn't live there and it's in the arse-end of nowhere here we are...

https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/orrock/

If diff area I’d buy it and also offer it take the furniture as well.

[Catastrophic Poo]

KAgantua said:

DodgyGeezer said:

I feel a little unkind here as it's not really a nightmare per se. It's a wonderful timewarp - but given I couldn't live there and it's in the arse-end of nowhere here we are...

https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/orrock/

Really stretching the concept of 'nightmare' here lads

Yup.

Nothing bad there.

[Matt Cup]

CanAm said:

Disco You said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131783195

The lesser known dining toilet.

There’s open plan and then there’s OPEN PLAN

Is this even legal?

[Bonefish Blues]

Matt Cup said:

CanAm said:

Disco You said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131783195

The lesser known dining toilet.

There’s open plan and then there’s OPEN PLAN

Is this even legal?

An Englishman's home is his stter.

[Pit Pony]

T1547 said:

Too Jazzy?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129438986#/...

Picture 13 is confusing. Where on the outside pictures does the roof have a velux window.

[Sporky]

Pit Pony said:

Picture 13 is confusing. Where on the outside pictures does the roof have a velux window.

It's behind the tree in the photo of the back of the house. You can see it in the satellite view.