Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)
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Pit Pony said:
pocketspring said:
Matt Cup said:
Have we had this one?
“ Unfinished Urban Masterpiece “
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146964905#/...
The second picture looks like the original Amityville horror house. “ Unfinished Urban Masterpiece “
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146964905#/...
I'm not sure about that. The picture you show seems to prove its a semi.
ro250 said:
dxg said:
The aerial image of the road also suggest that the street is an example of what happens when youtube van-lifers do self-builds.
Absolutely. That road looks hideous. Houses crammed up next to each other, cars hanging off the tiny driveways, shanty style houses etc.Matt Cup said:
I'm assuming the architect was a 4 year old, as thats how you draw houses at that age!FilH said:
Matt Cup said:
I'm assuming the architect was a 4 year old, as thats how you draw houses at that age!FilH said:
Matt Cup said:
I'm assuming the architect was a 4 year old, as thats how you draw houses at that age!Nah that was done on an etch-a-sketch!
Bonefish Blues said:
FilH said:
Matt Cup said:
I'm assuming the architect was a 4 year old, as thats how you draw houses at that age!Matt Cup said:
Jeez those levels make my teeth itch. If you owned it surely you’d just order some lintels one day 1 and get a builder to knock some decent sized symmetrical windows into it.
it looks horrible from the front, but someone from japan would probably love it. there are some interesting property in japan, but many people want tiny or no windows at the front, alot of the new builds will have tiny windows because they value privacy. the whole thing just ends up looking so claustrophobic
FilH said:
Matt Cup said:
I'm assuming the architect was a 4 year old, as thats how you draw houses at that age!FourWheelDrift said:
Bristol hippy street, check out the aerial of all the other hemp built houses.
Social experiment on what happens when you hand a small brownfield plot to an Aldi Trustafarian who has dedicated their adult life to telling as many people as they can that they don't want a 5 bed McManshun while secretly only ever wanting a 5 bed McManshun but knowing they'll never be arsed to get the kind of job that requires hard work and would actually be intellectually beneath them ever since they bought an unused copy of one of the lessor known books by Dostoevsky, that despite having the spine strategically damaged remains unread. All while waiting for mum and dad to hopefully die early in a tragic and freak accident while preparing flowers for the Church and not before they've pissed everything away on bloody cruises and healthcare when they should be clearing the son's mortgage!! Meanwhile, the wife's inheritance has now all gone due to a grotesque misunderstanding as to the basic costs of life, which gets blamed on fascist regulations and the crippling rise in the cost of humous. And adding to the stress are that pair of total
s, Emma and Giles that you met on a basket weaving retreat in the Forest of Dean several years ago and decided to engage in Insta warfare with and have lost every single battle over the last three years as Giles smashed through his modernist eco build on the outskirts of Bath and it's panoramic seasonal views that have left you dreading each season arrival and the pinging of your iPhone 15. And Emma's relentless publishing of cookery weekends in the Doedogne, foraging in the Surrey Hills with some prick off TV and sharing a fondue in the Alps with the current Lady Wristington-Shaftstain who you're sure used to be a stripper when you were at Durham uni. And you're still posting images of insulation board and complaints about its price and you've long since stopped posting photos of the wife because her tits are now round her knees, her arse in on backwards after years of site labouring and that stupid knitted hat just makes her look like Benny from Crossroads. But at least you've got the pictures of Emma on your Insta feed. And that balding s
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