Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[Tango13]

cossy400 said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123380555#/...

??

Pretty certain I posted that one a while back. The interior wouldn't take much to fix but it's right under the flight path to East Midlands airport.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

I thought the bathroom was a kitchen. maybe I missed it but what's the nightmare? I mean needs a big budget to finish it but I'd have it

Ah airport ok I dunno if still like it

[Bonefish Blues]

Cargo airport. Lots of night traffic. Sweet dreams

[DaveyBoyWonder]

neil-c said:

Not sure if this is the right place but when you see the car on the drive, you know exactly what the inside will be like

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/85344207#/?...

I predicted a monochrome nightmare when I saw the outside. I got a monochrome nightmare...

[FourWheelDrift]

It's um, it's got a nice garden - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/113287109#/...

Sunglasses needed to prevent snow blindness inside.

[Bonefish Blues]

And the A5 was dualled, bypassing your village, which is good. Well, until you use the garden...

[Biggus thingus]

Bonefish Blues said:

And the A5 was dualled, bypassing your village, which is good. Well, until you use the garden...

The road noise must be unbearable

[theboss]

FourWheelDrift said:

It's um, it's got a nice garden - https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/113287109#/...

Sunglasses needed to prevent snow blindness inside.

At least you could have some comfort knowing that in the event of a nuclear detonation your home interior is going to reflect rather than absorb thermal radiation.

[FourWheelDrift]

Also the dogging & fly tipping spot just outside on the old Woburn road which has now been cut off by the dual carriageway - https://goo.gl/maps/JrECeGy9MkwUwPqX8

[Hoofy]

FourWheelDrift said:

Also the dogging & fly tipping spot just outside on the old Woburn road which has now been cut off by the dual carriageway - https://goo.gl/maps/JrECeGy9MkwUwPqX8

Thought that, too.

[stemll]

Biggus thingus said:

Bonefish Blues said:

And the A5 was dualled, bypassing your village, which is good. Well, until you use the garden...

The road noise must be unbearable

The A5 is in a fairly deep cutting and there are a lot of trees between you and the road

[FourWheelDrift]

A face only a mother could love.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/121978214#/...



Got to squeeze as much house into the plot to maximise profit$$$$

[T1547]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123574700#/...

Not the most extreme on here, but:

Mixed windows
Dodgy decor
Damp
Ramshackle outbuildings
Backs onto an industrial estate

Think it probably qualifies.

[lornemalvo]

FourWheelDrift said:

A face only a mother could love.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/121978214#/...



Got to squeeze as much house into the plot to maximise profit$$$$

The owners of the lovely looking property next door must be thrilled

[dxg]

Well, all credit to the agent for this one, because they have photographed this *very* carefully.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/85390848#/


I was almost okay with the garage wing - at least they're a PH'er.

But floorplan suggests they aren't. My God, the floorplan!!! It just makes no sense.

I can only assume that an Architect wasn't involved. The client needed someone to design something to fit their lifestyle...

[Trustmeimadoctor]

For a shed I quite like it

[Doofus]

What's wrong with the layout?

[Trustmeimadoctor]

I mean yeah I'd like seperate kitchen but the Mrs said shall we buy it so she liked it

[Doofus]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

I mean yeah I'd like seperate kitchen but the Mrs said shall we buy it so she liked it

Open plan is inexpicably popular.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

I don't mind in a holiday let but living with it nah ta

Honestly I'd move it to the utility if there wasn't a way to close it off