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Sheepshanks

32,836 posts

120 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
A hard working lad in a van will clean 300 quid a day.

Minus £80 wages and £20 for fuel and insurance, that’s £200 profit a day.

I’ll let you do the rest of the maths.
Ignoring a dozen or more other considerations, even if that was correct it ain’t nett profit as you said earlier.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Saleen836 said:
Their client base must be massive to make £200 a day every day profit!
Taking a rate of £25 per unit they would need to clean say 13/14 houses every day and factoring driving between units/break time there is a 8/9 hr day, my windows are cleaned once every 6-8 weeks, so the client base must be in the hundreds
They have just under 500 customers, the vast majority are cleaned 4 weekly and the rest 8 weekly.

Their average clean is I believe £12 and currently they actually work 6-7 hours a day.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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stinkyspanner said:
Surely the bloke knocking his pipe out for £80 a day is going to say sod this, I'm getting my own van..
And where is a lad earning 80 quid a day going to get the capital to set himself up?

In the interests of transparency, this is a cost breakdown of what it took to set my lads up, all of which they’ll pay us back over the next 5 years.

As you can see, the majority of the money (51.5k) goes on buying the rounds from other window cleaners.



Edited by Mick Dastardly on Sunday 2nd April 16:16

Sheepshanks

32,836 posts

120 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
And where is a lad earning 80 quid a day going to get the capital to set himself up?
Why would he bother? He’d get paid more working in a supermarket.

OK, you’re obviously doing this but there’s a lot of journalistic licence in your numbers. Or the lad is being paid cash and no NI etc etc being paid.

Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
It depends entirely on the house, some are 7 quid and some 40, and everything in between, but the aim is to clean 2-300k each per day, which they always achieve.

They also do fascias, roofs, patios and conservatories, which are all well priced extras.
Is that windows or drug money?

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Sheepshanks said:
Why would he bother? He’d get paid more working in a supermarket.

OK, you’re obviously doing this but there’s a lot of journalistic licence in your numbers. Or the lad is being paid cash and no NI etc etc being paid.
There’s no fudging of the numbers at all. When I considered investing in my sons the numbers did seem too good to be true, but after a lot of research I realised the profit projections were correct, and after 18 months of actual trading the numbers all stack up.

When my sons buy more work and another van this summer, they have a school leaver brother of a friend lined up to work for them, who’ll be an apprentice but will be paid £80 a day.

Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
There’s no fudging of the numbers at all. When I considered investing in my sons the numbers did seem too good to be true, but after a lot of research I realised the profit projections were correct, and after 18 months of actual trading the numbers all stack up.

When my sons buy more work and another van this summer, they have a school leaver brother of a friend lined up to work for them, who’ll be an apprentice but will be paid £80 a day.
What you want to do is setup the business as a charity, then you use 'volunteers' that you term as 'unemployable' to do the work for free whilst you claim to be offering them experience and skills which 'may lead to a full time position'. Your local council will probably lap this st up and offer you some of their contracts as a bonus.

Promised Land

4,741 posts

210 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
They have just under 500 customers, the vast majority are cleaned 4 weekly and the rest 8 weekly.

Their average clean is I believe £12 and currently they actually work 6-7 hours a day.

Serious question, if they’re running a business and using ladder less pole washing, where are they getting the water from to fill the 1000 litre tanks in the van? As I understand it to use filtered water you need something like 7 litres in to get 1 litre of filtered water. Chap I know using this system says he goes through a tank a day.

Either they have a massive water bill if metered or doing it without a meter but is that above board when running a business?

clockworks

5,386 posts

146 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
And where is a lad earning 80 quid a day going to get the capital to set himself up?

In the interests of transparency, this is a cost breakdown of what it took to set my lads up, all of which they’ll pay us back over the next 5 years.

As you can see, the majority of the money (51.5k) goes on buying the rounds from other window cleaners.



Edited by Mick Dastardly on Sunday 2nd April 16:16
Thing is, if you employ someone to do a round that you paid somebody else multiple thousands for, they won't need to buy it. They will already know all the customers, just need to undercut your prices by a couple of quid, and they have a round for free.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Promised Land said:

Serious question, if they’re running a business and using ladder less pole washing, where are they getting the water from to fill the 1000 litre tanks in the van? As I understand it to use filtered water you need something like 7 litres in to get 1 litre of filtered water. Chap I know using this system says he goes through a tank a day.

Either they have a massive water bill if metered or doing it without a meter but is that above board when running a business?
They have an 800 Ltr tank in the van and it’s filled up at my unmetered house every night.

As for filtration, it’s filtered in the van through some sort of resin to make it ph neutral, although we’re pretty lucky where we live as the water is fairly neutral straight from the tap.

Also, the notion that it would take 7 litres of water to make 1 litre of unfiltered water is nonsensical.

Grumps.

6,436 posts

37 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Considering they wont be the only cleaners working in the area, i am calling BS.

I am sure he will do well but not that well.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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clockworks said:
Thing is, if you employ someone to do a round that you paid somebody else multiple thousands for, they won't need to buy it. They will already know all the customers, just need to undercut your prices by a couple of quid, and they have a round for free.
I thought that at first but there’s a very robust code of honour amongst window cleaners, they all know each other and don’t steal each others business, and on the very rare instances it happens I’ve heard a group of large angry men will speak to the rascal and advise him that if he persists, he won’t have fingers capable of holding a pole.

That seems to do the trick.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Grumps. said:
Considering they wont be the only cleaners working in the area, i am calling BS.

I am sure he will do well but not that well.
Of course there are loads of other window cleaners you dullard.

On some estates my sons clean there can be up to a dozen other window cleaners on there, all doing their own work, although more usually it’s 3 or 4.

I’m not sure you realise just how many windows need cleaning: in my own town there are 41000 houses, so say half of those have a window cleaner that’s 20000. So say an average lone window cleaner has 250 customers, that town needs 80 window cleaners.

It’s a business no one gives a second glance to, but now I’m involved I see them everywhere.

Promised Land

4,741 posts

210 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Mick Dastardly said:
They have an 800 Ltr tank in the van and it’s filled up at my unmetered house every night.

As for filtration, it’s filtered in the van through some sort of resin to make it ph neutral, although we’re pretty lucky where we live as the water is fairly neutral straight from the tap.

Also, the notion that it would take 7 litres of water to make 1 litre of unfiltered water is nonsensical.
That’s what I was told,7 in to get 1 out but that could be dependent on your water in your area I suppose.

Having a fleet of vans will be problematic as you won’t be able to hook a couple of hose pipes up to all the vans every night at your outside tap.

Did they have to revert to buckets and ladders in the cold snap? I can’t see that system working when it was freezing.

Grumps.

6,436 posts

37 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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MYOB said:
Mick Dastardly said:
I thought that at first but there’s a very robust code of honour amongst window cleaners, they all know each other and don’t steal each others business, and on the very rare instances it happens I’ve heard a group of large angry men will speak to the rascal and advise him that if he persists, he won’t have fingers capable of holding a pole.

That seems to do the trick.
I’m sorry but this is not true. There is no choice of honour but yes, there are one or two around who seems to think they own a patch/area.

Still waiting to see how there’s £50k profit per van on an annual basis.
Surely you see them all driving around in expensive cars/vans and live in big houses?

jimwilli

245 posts

103 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Regardless of the numbers i wouldn't use the pile guys on mine. I've never seen them do a particularly good job of the frames. How do they know the cill is clean from ground floor 12ft away. Ok for commercial type jobs.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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Promised Land said:
That’s what I was told,7 in to get 1 out but that could be dependent on your water in your area I suppose.

Having a fleet of vans will be problematic as you won’t be able to hook a couple of hose pipes up to all the vans every night at your outside tap.

Did they have to revert to buckets and ladders in the cold snap? I can’t see that system working when it was freezing.
What you were told is wrong. There is no loss of water in the filtration process.

The bloke I know who has 12 vans has a double garage filled with huge filtered tanks, and when the vans come back they get filled up from multiple hoses.

As for the cold snap they were frozen out, but they caught up by working longer days after Christmas and into January.

Mick Dastardly

156 posts

25 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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MYOB said:
I’m sorry but this is not true. There is no code of honour but yes, there are one or two around who seems to think they own a patch/area.

Still waiting to see how there’s £50k profit per van on an annual basis.

You are missing tax, NI, PL insurance, vehicle servicing & maintenance, sick/holiday pay, days when not earning due to bad weather.

I would imagine £50k p.a. before deductions sound right.


Edited by MYOB on Sunday 2nd April 17:27


Edited by MYOB on Sunday 2nd April 17:28
Of course I meant profit before tax and expenses. If you were revealing your salary to someone you wouldn’t quote your take home, would you?

Incidentally my sons business is around a third cash take, and I know many window cleaners not as honest as them never seem to find the time to bank that cash and pay tax on it. rolleyes

Busa mav

2,562 posts

155 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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When we lived in Berkshire last year , most of the window cleaning seemed to be done by off duty firemen !
They were excellent, turned up when the promised, would text you the day before , friendly, and done an excellent job.
Amazingly, they always had an in-house contact if you needed a plumber/electric/ removal man , all were great guys.

PositronicRay

27,067 posts

184 months

Sunday 2nd April 2023
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MYOB said:
I’m sorry but this is not true. There is no code of honour


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Edited by MYOB on Sunday 2nd April 17:28
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