Perfect house - what is required

Perfect house - what is required

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Fatboy

7,985 posts

273 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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Perfect house- only 1 car + crap in the garage?

My perfect house I want a garage so large it has it's own weather system.

In reality I'll settle for enough space for my tools and sufficient space to work on the Mini comfortably hehe

Simpo Two

85,581 posts

266 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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anonymous said:
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In GB we have a strange propensity for carrying dirty washing downstairs and then carting it all back upstairs again! My parents, being pragmatic folk, had the washing machine in the bathroom (and it was top-loading so you didn't pull clean washing all over the floor). Ironing was done in a seperate small linen room, which also housed the sewing machine. Hoovers/floor polishers lived in cupboards under stairs. It all worked extremely well!

schmokin1

1,212 posts

213 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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I forgot to mention drawbridge / portcullis in case one of winky mcfkwit's minions comes canvassing
or there is a chav infestation in the area. Of course the ideal build would be in the sort of area where you would get neither coming round!

eldar

21,804 posts

197 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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2 rooms per person (excluding living areas), plenty of off road parking 2 spaces per person, double(at least garage), reasonable size garden, easy to maintain, neighbours who think the same..
No mortgage, no scrotes.

Doesn't everyone live like thissmile

robinhood21

30,783 posts

233 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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Talking of vacuum cleaners; has anyone mentioned a central vacuuming system? Might be worth considering.

Merlot

4,121 posts

209 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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schmokin1 said:
for me, character, little eccentricities. Unfortunately very unlikely to be found in a new build!

Each to their own!

Edited by schmokin1 on Saturday 7th November 19:42
Absolutely, can't stand new builds at all. (Coming from someone who used to sell them! wink )

Mind you, a one-off commissioned house could be very nice with some good thought, money and effort.



Edited by Merlot on Saturday 7th November 21:23

Simpo Two

85,581 posts

266 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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robinhood21 said:
Talking of vacuum cleaners; has anyone mentioned a central vacuuming system? Might be worth considering.
Marriage you mean?

robinhood21

30,783 posts

233 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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Wouldn't that be a sucker too many. hehe

JQ

5,753 posts

180 months

Saturday 7th November 2009
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Huge living space incorporating kitchen, dining and seating area overlooking the garden - where you and the family spend most of the time.

Large tanked cellar for all the junk we accumulate.

Huge master bedroom with walk-in-wardrobe and en-suite with 2 showers. Bedroom has enough space for a lounge area to enable a bit of adult only relaxation time.

4 car garage plus a large area for off-road parking for at least 10 cars

Brick built annexe to garage to house all gardening equipment so they don't clutter up the garage but is more secure than a timber shed.

Downstairs shower room.

Underfloor heating throughout.


jaybkay

488 posts

221 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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Kermit power said:
jaybkay said:
Fit water pipes in the slab so you can heat the whole house with whatever is the best value source of heat (at the present time in the UK this could be gas or heat pump). Integrate underfloor heating with the hot water cylinder


Switch by the front door that allows you to switch off all electrical circuits as you leave (no standby wastage). Don't forget about fridge/freezer etc though.

Make sure all shower cabinets are fully enclosed - to prevent damage to building with steam.

Don't put cold tiles down in bathrooms with electric heating underneath - what a scandelous waste of resources for years to come.

Don't have downlights everywhere, unless you are going to fit LEDs.
Are you seriously saying that all it would require for you to have your perfect home is to save a few quid in power costs and not have steam damage? confused

Other than that, should we assume you'd be happy with bare breeze-blocks walls?
No breeze block walls for me, not enough insulation!

I get involved with a fair amount of new property, and it's obvious that neither the architect nor the builder had any intention of living in the place - I'm just adding my suggestions to things likely to me missed to reduce energy inputs for years to come.

BTW inbuilt vacuum system, waste of space IMHO

Don't forget the induction hob.

Vron

2,528 posts

210 months

Monday 9th November 2009
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robinhood21 said:
Talking of vacuum cleaners; has anyone mentioned a central vacuuming system? Might be worth considering.
They're rubbish - Dyson is better