Largeish grass snake in the garden - how to remove ?

Largeish grass snake in the garden - how to remove ?

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anonymous-user

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55 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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paulmurr

4,203 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Don't the RSPCA move them on if you call them?

Failing that scoop it up on a rake and lob it over the fence. *

* obviously a joke

Edited by paulmurr on Tuesday 9th August 14:48

paulmurr

4,203 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Hmm, trebuchet it is then hehe

Davel

8,982 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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TBH I share her fear of snakes!

Porkbrain

406 posts

238 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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A female grass snake - I assume it has got tits then?

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Porkbrain said:
A female grass snake - I assume it has got tits then?
hehe

MTFU, is a little snake and there is only one breed in the UK that is venomus. Put your best aussie accent on and start poking it with a stick, dont forget to video it for youtube

Lippitt

869 posts

210 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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If your wife is unhappy now, she will be even worse when it's 40 babies hatch.....


Nightmare

5,194 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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If you want I'll come and move it at the weekend....PLEASE dont hurt it (I know you wont!)

Nightmare

5,194 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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anonymous said:
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and that's a really bad plan re: burning......prob wont shift it and WILL kill things

GroundEffect

13,851 posts

157 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Tell her to MTFU and leave the little thing to go about its business.

swiftwill

118 posts

157 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Vet student here.

If you really want rid you need a something like a pillow case and courage. Simply grasp the snake by the back of the head and you have rendered it pretty much harmless. put it in the pillow case and tie a simple knot in the top to prevent escape. Drive to suitable location (woodland if you have any nearby?) and release.

Hope it helps smile

GTSDave

6,364 posts

209 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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swiftwill said:
Vet student here.

If you really want rid you need a something like a pillow case and courage. Simply grasp the snake by the back of the head and you have rendered it pretty much harmless. put it in the pillow case and tie a simple knot in the top to prevent escape. Drive to suitable location (woodland if you have any nearby?) and release.

Hope it helps smile
From past experience, that'll be worth driving to Surrey for just to watch, and laugh.. A lot!

Grass snakes are harmless, but can be surprisingly agressive when you invade their space.. rofl

Edited by GTSDave on Tuesday 9th August 22:23

Nightmare

5,194 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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anonymous said:
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yeah...it WONT do that smile

er....prob a grass snake but unless a chipolata isnt what i think it is then it could be an adder as it goes. GS's are usually notably lighter underneath....but heh im sure it is one! but lets get a photo before grabbing anything yeah? biggrin

im sooo jealous. why do these bloody things turn up places they aren't wanted? Id be out there trying to help build it a house and stuff! (despite it not remotely wanting my help of course)

Mr POD

5,153 posts

193 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Wrong question !!! HOW TO COOK ?

Mobile Chicane

20,855 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Fantastic! I'm local to you (Box Hill) and will happily house the creature.

Pick it up by the tail and deposit it in a pillow case secured with string / a freezer closure.

It will have the life of Riley here with 6 acres of garden and woodland surrounding.

PM

Nightmare

5,194 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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anonymous said:
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absolutely! seriously though....you'll need to get it reasonably early (before its warm) or it will just p*ss off as soon as you go anywhere near it....frankly it probably will anyway! easy solution....get black bin bag and lie flat on area its been warming itself. cos it will get warm fast and attract it. tie strings to each corner of square of bag, run over block and tackle and through window...and then wait to pounce! see - easy.

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such a staggering level of ghayety! and im more jealous. It sounds like a little one so probably male. and even it does have teeny ones they will all sod off somewhere as soon as big enough to move anywhere. 'onest guv. tell her the internet told her you're a) safe and b)lucky.

Japveesix

4,483 posts

169 months

Tuesday 9th August 2011
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Mobile Chicane said:
Fantastic! I'm local to you (Box Hill) and will happily house the creature.

Pick it up by the tail and deposit it in a pillow case secured with string / a freezer closure.

It will have the life of Riley here with 6 acres of garden and woodland surrounding.

PM
Do this.

Otherwise google etc for local snake/reptile keepers and see if someone will do you a favour and catch it.

Or try your local wildlife trust, they may have either a useful contact or a brave member of staff willing to help (I know I would if you were nearer me).

Disturbing it enough may make it move on (though it's not a very nice course of action) so long as it has easy ways out of the garden.

Or just leave it and watch it and enjoy it, lovely things rarely seen by most people smile

Alexdaredevilz

5,697 posts

180 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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I'm in Banstead, and can move it for you, keept several snakes as a child and not that botherd by them,
Pm me if you need help

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

212 months

Thursday 11th August 2011
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You lucky buggers. Perhaps one of our snakey-confident people can send email FAO the OP's wife to promise it's not going to suddenly turn up in the loo or something?

I would honestly leave it well alone, it's a great indication about what a nice/safe/un-biologically fked up area you live in, a real privilege.

DO NOT set anything on fire. Bad bad bad idea.

BlackVanDyke

9,932 posts

212 months

Friday 12th August 2011
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It's almost certainly in the compost heap as decomposing veg generates absolutely LOADS of heat, which snakes love. It might actually be better not to check if there's a risk of your OH getting wind of it and going all hysterical again...