The well-intentioned but upsetting misappropriation of cats
Discussion
plasticpig said:
mchammer89 said:
My thoughts exactly. At least dogs are useful.
Ships cats and barn cats are useful so cats are useful too.Do you have any kids? If so go to the old lady and tell her the cat(s) are your kid(s) pet and they miss him/her dearly, upset and can't sleep at night or just make another sob story and offer her help to adopt a cat if she truly wants one.
When you get your cat back, lock him/her in for a day or so, spoil him with wet food, cat treats and cat milk and that should keep him happy for a while!
When you get your cat back, lock him/her in for a day or so, spoil him with wet food, cat treats and cat milk and that should keep him happy for a while!
DoodoolTalla said:
Do you have any kids? If so go to the old lady and tell her the cat(s) are your kid(s) pet and they miss him/her dearly, upset and can't sleep at night or just make another sob story and offer her help to adopt a cat if she truly wants one.
When you get your cat back, lock him/her in for a day or so, spoil him with wet food, cat treats and cat milk and that should keep him happy for a while!
Or, alternatively, fk 'em.When you get your cat back, lock him/her in for a day or so, spoil him with wet food, cat treats and cat milk and that should keep him happy for a while!
Get a house rabbit. Ours is brilliant.
We had a cat move into our garden for a while and it stayed there (because my fiancee fed it loads and fussed it). Over the months it would disappear for a few days then return with varied messages stuck to it's collar; some of which were nasty. The last one related to it having a special diet and how it shouldn't be fed.
Anyway, my fiancee loves the wildlife and birds in the garden too. One day she came home to a massacre. The cat had killed and messed up a whole family of baby birds. My fiancee was devastated so she stopped feeding the cat.
After two to three weeks of no food it finally seems to have disappeared now. Bloomin thing
We had a cat move into our garden for a while and it stayed there (because my fiancee fed it loads and fussed it). Over the months it would disappear for a few days then return with varied messages stuck to it's collar; some of which were nasty. The last one related to it having a special diet and how it shouldn't be fed.
Anyway, my fiancee loves the wildlife and birds in the garden too. One day she came home to a massacre. The cat had killed and messed up a whole family of baby birds. My fiancee was devastated so she stopped feeding the cat.
After two to three weeks of no food it finally seems to have disappeared now. Bloomin thing
mikeyr said:
*note to potential magnetic catflap purchasers - make sure you don't have a metal milk bowl for your cat. Although the magnetic collar/steel food bowl interface is very funny it's not so funny as the cat tries to unsuccessfully back away from it and deposits half a pint of cat milk over the floor...
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