Pigeons - I Want To Kill Them

[axgizmo]

http://www.pigeonoff.co.uk/

[Dog Star]

How does pigeon cooing keep anyone awake? It's a very therapeutic sound. I like it.

[66comanche]

Dog Star said:

How does pigeon cooing keep anyone awake? It's a very therapeutic sound. I like it.

I quite understand op, it's a bloody annoying repetitive sound. stupid brainless creatures, about as useful as wasps.

[Cyder]

Shame Pigeon's not about anymore, he got all in strop when I called them skyrats!

[zac510]

axgizmo said:

http://www.pigeonoff.co.uk/

That's a bit boring. Couldn't the OP put up a steel resting perch and then electrify the fk out of it?

[BuzzLightyear]

dudleybloke said:

guns for show, knives for a pro!

Blimey! You'd have to be pretty good to take out a pigeon at 30 yards!

Oh, and have a lot of knives...








ETA Is it OK if a knife lands outside your curtilage?

[Mermaid]

Pigeons do not like shiny reflective objects - stick a few blank CD's around the location, preferably so they move with the wind.

[Miguel Alvarez]

66comanche said:

Dog Star said:

How does pigeon cooing keep anyone awake? It's a very therapeutic sound. I like it.

I quite understand op, it's a bloody annoying repetitive sound. stupid brainless creatures, about as useful as wasps.

+1 hate pidgeons, hate wasps. Currently got a load of wasps in our bedroom and I can't for the life of me figure out where they are coming from. I've ducktaped every crack possible and they still appear.

[Mazdarese]

Blimey, did you stay at mine last night? The fkers woke us both up at about 5am running all over the roof, it actually sounds like they're in the loft (hopefully not).

I'm going to get some spikes or something.

[dmitsi]

I was woken up this morning by the seagull who has decided tapping windows is a fun hobby.
He was stood on the window ledge by the front door, banging away. I managed to chuck some water at him, if he persists I'll step up the response.

[sadako]

Yoof Full Chav said:

I always thought pigeon's posts were quite good, killing him's a bit much, surely?

Pigeon got binned. His responses about irish travellers were incompatible with us being commercially owned forum as opposed to a hobbyist one.

Edited by sadako on Monday 22 August 13:53

[0A]

They sit on the aerial, laughing at me.

They sit in the trees, cooing away.

They sit on the roof, mating.

I cannot put spikes in all of these places. My earplugs are good, rated to a high DB rating. I can't shoot them as I have no gun.

ETA I had a talk to the cat about this issue, and note the presence of feathers on the lawn, they are still there in the trees, however.

Edited by 0A on Monday 22 August 18:03

[GTIR]

Naught pussy cat!




ETA. Yes, it's a pigeon.
Or it might be a dove!