Kill a Fox

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julian64

14,317 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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So a thread trolling for the sort of person who comes on to say, foxes are immune to air rifles, foxes are human beings too, and lastly my favourite, it requires an FAC and permission in triplicate to kill a fox.

Good thread, I see you've trawled up at least three already.

You're a man I assume, its vermin. Do what comes naturally.

blueone97

229 posts

169 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Why would you want to shoot it!?
Do you not have a baseball bat?

julian64

14,317 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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hora said:
I'd use foxes in a Black Widow to kill Magpies around here
Strangley my sons used to use icecubes in a black widow.

Davey S2

13,097 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Just call the RSPCA.

krusty

2,472 posts

250 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Melman Giraffe said:
I was thinking about practising on some birds first..
Why not start with a few ungainly Yoofs...

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Send it a strongly worded (but polite) email (MrFox@animals.com) and all will be well.

smile

I wonder if Foxes had slime all over them and big bulging eyes that people would give a toss about them?

whatnow

1,026 posts

178 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Lob a can of Red Bull at it.

fathomfive

9,925 posts

191 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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julian64 said:
Strangley my sons used to use icecubes in a black widow.
Kinky.

toasty

7,486 posts

221 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Can you arrange a montage for your cat to train and beef up before defeating the fox in one last battle?

Tanguero

4,535 posts

202 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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davethebunny said:
Melman Giraffe said:
Never fired a gun before. I was thinking about practising on some birds first. Maybe start with larger birds something like a swan then move onto pigeons etc.
I'd start on Chavs, they're big and slow, then advance to Sheep, bit smaller and more nimble, then Badgers small and slow, and finally foxes
EFA

Condi

17,231 posts

172 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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julian64 said:
So a thread trolling for the sort of person who comes on to say, foxes are immune to air rifles, foxes are human beings too, and lastly my favourite, it requires an FAC and permission in triplicate to kill a fox.

Good thread, I see you've trawled up at least three already.

You're a man I assume, its vermin. Do what comes naturally.
Eh?

Foxes arnt immune to air rifles, but you would be stupid to try and kill one with an AR. They have nowhere near the stopping power required, unless you happen to be st hot and can hit a temple, or the heart at 30 yards. For your average person they dont stand a chance. At least use a shotgun, but even then you have to be a pretty decent shot, and close enough, to get a clean kill. Most farmers or vermin controllers use a rifle. Unless your sure you can hit the animal at least twice in quick succession with a shotgun then dont even bother trying. Nothing worse than injuring an animal and letting it go off to die hours later.

As with any vermin control - yes it has to be done, but for gods sake do it properly. Just because they are a nuscance doesnt mean they need to suffer.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Davey S2 said:
Just call the RSPCA.
Dont, they pretty much wont do anything, and even if they do, they will capture it and take it to a nice country place and let it go, where it will bully/kill the quite, afraid of humans country foxes in the area, and infect them with what ever god awful infections its currently housing, while it promotly makes its way back to any urban area.

Shoot it.

Urban Foxes are vermin, and are very far removed from there country counterparts.

shoggoth1

815 posts

266 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Let nature take its course?

The fox is merely trying to eradicate the non-indigenous species.

Waynester

6,349 posts

251 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Melman Giraffe said:
Never fired a gun before. I was thinking about practising on some birds first. Maybe start with larger birds something like a swan then move onto pigeons etc.
For real?? confused

I think you'll find swans are protected animals, property of HRH.. Something like that.

If you want to ensure 1st shot, 1st kill then remember Arnie's advice....

UZI 9mm!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94p_pLwV-uk&fea...




GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Quick, shoot the parrot!

plasticpig

12,932 posts

226 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Condi said:
Eh?

Foxes arnt immune to air rifles, but you would be stupid to try and kill one with an AR. They have nowhere near the stopping power required, unless you happen to be st hot and can hit a temple, or the heart at 30 yards. For your average person they dont stand a chance. At least use a shotgun, but even then you have to be a pretty decent shot, and close enough, to get a clean kill. Most farmers or vermin controllers use a rifle. Unless your sure you can hit the animal at least twice in quick succession with a shotgun then dont even bother trying. Nothing worse than injuring an animal and letting it go off to die hours later.

As with any vermin control - yes it has to be done, but for gods sake do it properly. Just because they are a nuscance doesnt mean they need to suffer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwX9DxICR8

Perfectly possible using a FAC rated air rifle with a dialed in laser sight. But as you say you do need to be a good shot.





Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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GTIR said:
Quick, shoot the parrot!
Not if it's a Norwiegian Blue though nono

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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Top quality trolling sir. I commend you.

ehonda

1,483 posts

206 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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toasty said:
Can you arrange a montage for your cat to train and beef up before defeating the fox in one last battle?
laugh
Excellent - this is the only sensible solution.

julian64

14,317 posts

255 months

Friday 16th September 2011
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plasticpig said:
Condi said:
Eh?

Foxes arnt immune to air rifles, but you would be stupid to try and kill one with an AR. They have nowhere near the stopping power required, unless you happen to be st hot and can hit a temple, or the heart at 30 yards. For your average person they dont stand a chance. At least use a shotgun, but even then you have to be a pretty decent shot, and close enough, to get a clean kill. Most farmers or vermin controllers use a rifle. Unless your sure you can hit the animal at least twice in quick succession with a shotgun then dont even bother trying. Nothing worse than injuring an animal and letting it go off to die hours later.

As with any vermin control - yes it has to be done, but for gods sake do it properly. Just because they are a nuscance doesnt mean they need to suffer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLwX9DxICR8

Perfectly possible using a FAC rated air rifle with a dialed in laser sight. But as you say you do need to be a good shot.

Perfectly possible with a non FAC air rifle, you just have to be closer.