Can I sell a cat?

[funkyrobot]

It keeps venturing into our garden so I thought I'd cage the bd and sell it. Is this wrong?

It's spent so much time in my garden it owes me some rent.

Thanks all.

[C2james]

Yes, you can't just sell a cat because it wanders into your garden.

[funkyrobot]

C2james said:

Yes, you can't just sell a cat because it wanders into your garden.

I did tell it that by being in my garden tomorrow it would be concenting to me selling it. That was the other day and it came back!

I think I've covered myself.

[C2james]

Yeah sadly I don't think it would listen to you, I've tried threatening my cats and they just ignore. As long as it doesn't crap everywhere or vomit I'd leave it alone.

[funkyrobot]

C2james said:

Yeah sadly I don't think it would listen to you, I've tried threatening my cats and they just ignore. As long as it doesn't crap everywhere or vomit I'd leave it alone.

It did listen to me. It meowed an acknowledgement.

Maybe you need to try a different tone with your cats? They seem to like it if you are nice about things with them.

[Mobsta]

Why not rent it out instead. With an application of rohypnol, it could make a great winter fur scarf for an afternoon and evening. What does it look like?

[funkyrobot]

Mobsta said:

Why not rent it out instead. With an application of rohypnol, it could make a great winter fur scarf for an afternoon and evening. What does it look like?

Furry with four legs. You know, like a small version of a leopard.

[Mobsta]

funkyrobot said:

Mobsta said:

Why not rent it out instead. With an application of rohypnol, it could make a great winter fur scarf for an afternoon and evening. What does it look like?

Furry with four legs. You know, like a small version of a leopard.

Oh yes, one of them. What you need then is a queue of cat rental customers. People rent cars, why cant they rent cats? Doubtless, we'll find plenty of takers on PH.

[Kiltie]

Advertise it on eBay and, please do, let us know how you get on.

Cheers,

Eric

[0a]

No, you can't sell a cat.

However a cat can sell you, this often happens with little old ladies selling for hundreds of thousands of pounds.

[NNK]

http://www.catrental.co.nz/home


Someone has beaten you to it, on a slightly larger scale.