Dealing with half a ton of Cow?

Dealing with half a ton of Cow?

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bitchstewie

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51,576 posts

211 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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So lovely day, went out for a walk. Whilst on a public footpath through some fields I turned a corner to find the herd of cows that occupy that field had moved to that part of the field.

There's a sort of ditch/gully with a raised bit being the only way through to the other side and the exit on that side of the field, and at that point two rather large cows had decided the grass there was the tastiest.

Frankly I didn't fancy my chances and rather than find that cows are actually nasty bds I decided to walk across to the other exit.

There were no calves, I was on my own no dogs or other aggravating factors - what's the general advice for this sort of thing?

I always remember that "Silenced by the Lambs" headline that got ran when the woman got knocked over a cliff when she was out feeding sheep - I don't want that to be me smile

PeanutHead

7,839 posts

171 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Wave arms and shout Shoo, works on the wife.

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

204 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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I thought it was going to be a Cotty recipie thread!
Disapointed frown

OzzyR1

5,745 posts

233 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Just walk through them, they might look at you and make a bit of noise but they'll be fine. If they come near you, make it clear you've seen them, maybe raise your arms and shoo them off and they'll soon disperse.

With calf, I would take a different route round the side of the field, they can be on their guard and with half a ton, as you quite accurately put it, it's better to be on the safe side.

Protective mothers and all that.

If you have a dog, best put it on a lead at all times when walking through a field, calves or not.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Moove to Milton Keynes.

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

185 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
I thought it was going to be a Cotty recipie thread!
Disapointed frown
hehe

Na, he said half a ton, couldn't possibly be!

OzzyR1

5,745 posts

233 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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bhstewie said:
when the woman got knocked over a cliff when she was out feeding sheep - I don't want that to be me smile
PS. I remember this. Seemed very strange as she was a farmer IIRC. If you ever worked with animals you'll know that when feeding time comes around you will be the centre point of attention and there will be a mad scramble when you get the bucket/bale out. If she did that and stood near the edge of a cliff then it's a Darwin Award imho.


otolith

56,351 posts

205 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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OzzyR1 said:
PS. I remember this. Seemed very strange as she was a farmer IIRC. If you ever worked with animals you'll know that when feeding time comes around you will be the centre point of attention and there will be a mad scramble when you get the bucket/bale out. If she did that and stood near the edge of a cliff then it's a Darwin Award imho.
I once picked up an empty sheep feed sack while walking through a field of sheep, meaning to take it back to the house and bin it. I was surrounded in no time, ended up dropping it and leaving them to it.

Condi

17,300 posts

172 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Cows are about as friendly as they come. Sheep or goats on the other hand can be bds.

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

207 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Cows tend to be shy of people and will move away if you shout and wave your arms about. I've known some that were more aggressive but it's pretty rare. Don't mess with the bulls...

Don't bring a dog into a field of cows. Especially if they have calves. They will try to chase off the "wolf". If you do it by accident and the cows go for you, let the dog go, if it's not really stupid it has a far better chance of outrunning them than you. If you cling on to the lead the cows will trample you to get to the dog and you'll both die.

Taff107

567 posts

150 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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F'kin townies smile

They're cows ffs! As has been pointed out, unless they have calves or are .....in fact, bulls, there is nothing to worry about. If they have calves, they get 'tetchy' and will probably 'square up and have at you'. It is so obvious when they do this and you will at least recognise the behaviour next time smile

Sheep and goats? Hardly vicious are they smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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I've been chased and managed to dodge the enraged beast,matador stylee.Was quite pleased with myself until it started chasing my girlfriend who was terrified. smile / frown

samdale

2,860 posts

185 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Taff107 said:
F'kin townies smile

They're cows ffs!
hehe

If you really need advice I'd ask this guy

Thevet

1,789 posts

234 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Cows plus calves plus dogs = stupid. I think I'm damn good with stroppy cows, but a black eye and broken rib this week remind me that 600kg vs me is a bit one sided. However, I'm alive and she isn't. I would so advise people not to take dogs in amongst cows, and if they have calves then you should be prosecuted for being thick beyond belief.

Marty63

2,347 posts

175 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Once and only once did i cross a field with cows in it

i went with the keep calm and carry on attitude

2 guys i was with ran, closely followed by cows

me somewhere in middle, ended up diving over dry stone wall ripping legs to bits.

scared the living beejeezus out of me enough to never ever go near the evil bastids again.

would rather walk miles out of way than do that again


otolith

56,351 posts

205 months

Thursday 9th August 2012
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Bullocks can be nosy buggers. I think they're harmless, but they can get a bit close sometimes.

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Tend to avoid anything bigger than me, so never enter a filed with cows or horses unless I know I can get to the exit quicker than them.
Would never take the dog into a field of cows especially with young.
I got charged by heard of about 20 horses a couple of months back while riding my bike. Made it to the exit about 2 secs before the horses. Bloody terrifying.

iphonedyou

9,263 posts

158 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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My labrador kissed a cow yesterday.

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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I'd have thought dealing with 1/2 a ton of cow is easy. It's before the buggers are chopped in half that you might want to consider how you act around them....

C3BER

4,714 posts

224 months

Friday 10th August 2012
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Cows are inquisitive and will come over to you or follow you to find out what's going on. Never and I mean NEVER go into a field with bulls that are used on milking cows...ie black and whites. Your fine with beef bulls, just take your time if your nervous.

The bull in the picture is as big as our discovery and he would squash you for fun. On the other hand our highland bulls want petting.