Forty Days and Forty Nights of the Tyrannosaurus Rex
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I have been fortunate enough to acquire a clutch of baby Tyrannosaurus Rexs' this week. Numbering five in total, they are valued at nineteen million pounds each.
I look forward to riding them in the local woods this winter, chasing dog walkers, children and cyclists etc. I especially look forward to building them skis, as I plan to offer a unique "Be chased by a Tyrannosaur down the slopes of Alps!" adventure/survival type experience once they are big enough to eat people.
Over the next 40 days, I shall post pics of their development whilst I plan my retirement. I apologise in advance for the poor quality indoor phone cam photos.
As you can see, their powerful hind quarters, bone crushing jaws and long tails are perfectly developed. More photos to follow every few days.
I look forward to riding them in the local woods this winter, chasing dog walkers, children and cyclists etc. I especially look forward to building them skis, as I plan to offer a unique "Be chased by a Tyrannosaur down the slopes of Alps!" adventure/survival type experience once they are big enough to eat people.
Over the next 40 days, I shall post pics of their development whilst I plan my retirement. I apologise in advance for the poor quality indoor phone cam photos.
As you can see, their powerful hind quarters, bone crushing jaws and long tails are perfectly developed. More photos to follow every few days.
omgus said:
And full details of how you intend to keep them warm in the alps, T-Rex are not the best insulated animals.
Its a lesser known fact that the T-Rex, being incredibly well insulated by scales which grew under its fur, thrived in the Alps.
Above, we see an enormous pig sized youngling, just three days old, but already as big as an Indiana Jones style fedora/human head!
This clever juvenile, hiding between three gigantic similar coloured rocks, demonstrates his natural tendency to roar before slaughtering a lamb twice his size.
The Tyrannosaurus shaped skull is proof enough that this enormous baby will undoubtedly rule the local woods in 2013, snarling and snapping badgers and foxes clean in half and picking its teeth with squirrels, before urinating and defecating upon on lesser creatures for his own amusement.
Karyn said:
This thread is brilliant!
I have no idea what they are, but I just don't even care, 'cos it's funnier pretending that it is coming after Mobsta, and there'll be no more updates 'cos he's got himself eaten, the silly goose!
I hope not to get eaten, too much. My explorers and I were singing hymns of protection and hiding out in the square looking cave in the upper left hand quadrant of the above photo. It was quite a rush to have one of the beasts charging me but I'm happy to put myself in the line of danger, for all PH has done for me in return. I have no idea what they are, but I just don't even care, 'cos it's funnier pretending that it is coming after Mobsta, and there'll be no more updates 'cos he's got himself eaten, the silly goose!
If I manage to track down the escaped insurgent, I'll post more photos this weekend. Steel capped toe boots and armoured tank permitting.
nammynake said:
Meerkat?
No they won't stand up until they are 3 months old, prior to that they rely on their parents dropping them scraps from whatever they have just ripped apart. Please keep the pics coming and remember to get all welds on the handling equipment ultrasoniccaly scanned before use. dont ask me how I know this but my typing may be slower than it used to be. 
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