Spider Season

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NoVetec

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9,967 posts

173 months

Sunday 11th August 2013
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Seems to be starting early this year. The annual nest(s) in the garage are increasing earlier and I've seen two big ones in the house in the last week. (One brown, one black.)

Anything to do with the warm weather we had? Has it tricked them into thinking it's September now?

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 12th August 2013
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have noticed the same up here too

some quite big specimens seen already

keeping the bug buster spider vac to hand in case any need removing from the house

bernhund

3,767 posts

193 months

Monday 12th August 2013
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Found this little critter in the bath yesterday...


Streps

2,446 posts

166 months

Tuesday 13th August 2013
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A few of the buggers around at the moment. quite big aswell!

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Tuesday 13th August 2013
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I've annihilated two Harvestmen who wandered in to protect themselves from the deluge a few weeks ago. I've not seen any other though, perhaps word got out about the missing Harvestmen.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Wednesday 14th August 2013
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Mastodon2 said:
I've annihilated two Harvestmen who wandered in to protect themselves from the deluge a few weeks ago.
Why? They're completely and utterly harmless.

NoVetec

Original Poster:

9,967 posts

173 months

Wednesday 14th August 2013
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Einion Yrth said:
Why? They're completely and utterly harmless.
This.

fausTVR

1,442 posts

150 months

Wednesday 14th August 2013
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Two roaming harvestmen wander in and get murdered, isn't this a police matter?

Mastodon2

13,826 posts

165 months

Thursday 15th August 2013
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Einion Yrth said:
Why? They're completely and utterly harmless.
Wrong place, wrong time. Invaders are despatched quickly if I find them. If the cat happens across them they are toyed with and then destroyed by him.

Digga

40,321 posts

283 months

Friday 16th August 2013
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Spiders do not get thrown out of our place, merely moved out of harm's way. We like spiders - they eat all the annoying things.

I do admit to having killed a harvester thingy the oter week, purely because it foolishly climbed into bed with me and I rolled it into the pillow. As I got out of bed, I did wonder what the feck it was - though I was losing lumps out of my scalp.

SteellFJ

793 posts

167 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Just had a hysterical OH call me two minutes before I start work to come home and catch the Spider I made her name Fluffy a couple of weeks ago when he/she was outside in a web, presuming of course it's him/her.

This thing is HUGE!!!!

can't upload a picture in work unfortunately.

Wheat

505 posts

130 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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SteellFJ said:
Just had a hysterical OH call me two minutes before I start work to come home and catch the Spider I made her name Fluffy a couple of weeks ago when he/she was outside in a web, presuming of course it's him/her.

This thing is HUGE!!!!

can't upload a picture in work unfortunately.
Picture time!

NoVetec

Original Poster:

9,967 posts

173 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Yep! He's had nearly 12 hours to put it up. hehe

Haven't seen anymore spiders my end yet. In the house at least, haven't been in the garage for a little while.

Wheat

505 posts

130 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Found a huge one in the utility room sink the other morning. Freed him from the sink and put him behind the fridge, bidding him fair well and good luck on his quest. I wanted to warn him that she will eat him after she gets what she wants, but I didn't want to ruin his big adventure.

Anyhow day later he popped up in the kitchen. The lurcher was terrified of him. He's a big spider. So he's been named Rupert. I think he's behind the boiler at the mo keeping warm.

Next time he's out I'll ask for a picture and let you all see.

bernhund

3,767 posts

193 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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If you've got any of those spindly little fkers that fill every corner in your house, you should banish them immediately. If you didn't already know, they are one of the UK's most venomous and will kill these lovely big fellas and wrap em up!

Podie

46,630 posts

275 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Removed two non-paying guests in the last two days. Had I realised there was a thread I would have taken photos!

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

216 months

Wednesday 21st August 2013
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Now, normally I like and side with spiders - and any I find running around the house where they may struggle to find food, I capture and release to the wild.

I HATE flies, and hence because of that, spiders are my friend (usually)...


However.

Last night, I was upstairs in my bedroom, on Pistonheads, and out of the corner of my eye, I see movement.

What I can only describe as the most MASSIVE spider I have EVER SEEN ran into the room (3 inches leg to leg with a body and appendages that could be easily seen due to their sheer size), and across the floor. Even me, who usually advocates the arachnid, was a little taken aback, and decided 'hmm, I think I will grab you mate, and send you outside.'

I went for 'the grab' using a discarded T-shirt, but he was wise to that, and just tripled his running speed, and was away and under my desk before I knew what had happened, leaving me holding an empty T-shirt on the floor...


So I just tried to forget about it.

Presently I went to bed.


Around an hour later, I was woken from my slumber ( and I sleep pretty heavily ) by a tickling stimulation along my arm and up the side of my head. Yep, our 8-legged friend had got busy, up onto my bed, and was using my face as a 'spider adventure playground' yikes

I have never woken up so quickly and sprung into action before!! I sat up sharpish, our friend dropped to the pillow, and amazingly in the dark, my thrashing and swatting connected with the thing, and I injured it on the pillow, whereupon it scuttled off, leaving behind two of it's legs yikes

The chase was on. I switched on the light, had a scout around, and found it licking it's wounds down on the floor, behind the headboard.

I am afraid to say, I squashed it to death there and then.



So. I still like spiders....just maybe not HUGE ones like this that run across my face when I am sleeping vomit



bernhund

3,767 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st August 2013
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Hahaha, I'm lovin' that story Ray! No matter how much we pretend to like these little fella's, when they take liberties it's good night nurse!

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Wednesday 21st August 2013
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Cleared and hoovered the garage pre floor painting and thought all the false widows had gone, squashed and hoovered and painted. Must have popped down the local B+B whilst I painted the floor, they are back.....



Edited by jmorgan on Wednesday 21st August 09:04

bernhund

3,767 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st August 2013
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