Owl in the living room...

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mike74

3,687 posts

132 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Celtic Dragon said:
Nice Tawny owl.

If brave, put on a pair of gardening gloves, then if you can, sneak up on it from behind. To take hold of it put your thumbs together are if you are making the same hand pattern as if you were strangling someone, then bring your palms down over its wings and your fingers over its chest.

If not brave try and guide it out of the house as previously described.
Owls are capable of hearing mice and voles scurrying through long grass from over 100 ft away...
I think your chances of sneaking up behind one in your living room are pretty slim to be honest!

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Orchid1 said:
dudleybloke said:
Owl pie.
This thread delivers

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Celtic Dragon

3,169 posts

235 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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mike74 said:
Owls are capable of hearing mice and voles scurrying through long grass from over 100 ft away...
I think your chances of sneaking up behind one in your living room are pretty slim to be honest!
You'd be surprised how dumb wild animals can be given a distraction like a reflection.

Remember the old grass held between the thumbs trick, and when you blow on it it makes a noise? I've used that trick to get a fox to come to me like a dog, it was looking at me for 100 feet whilst trotting up the track, and old bolted when it got within 5 feet.

TheChampers

4,093 posts

138 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Before we had the open chimney filled by the flue for the log burner, one day whilst I was at work a rather large crow descended into our front room. There was a kerfuffle, so Mrs Champers went to investigate and was greeted to her, and the crow's,surprise, by them both standing there wondering what to do next. "It looked straight at me" she said. Now this was a crow "smarter than the average bear" who upon seeing her making a sharp exit to the kitchen, dutifully bounced behind her, and even politely waited at her feet whilst she opened the patio door to let him/her out smile

Utterly true.

Mrs Champers still refers to "Mrs Crow", hmm irked

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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alorotom said:
Orchid1 said:
dudleybloke said:
Owl pie.
This thread delivers

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This deserves another clap

I keep opening this thread on the train home tonight and just to chuckle at this lol

Patch1875

4,894 posts

132 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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That's amazing I love owls!

AshBurrows

2,552 posts

162 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

247 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Had an Owl in our kitchen earlier.


It was a Teat Owl.


Very common apparently.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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I want to know where the pussy cat is,did the owl cast the cat adrift in the pea green boat?

tombar

476 posts

209 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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How weird! A week ago I was walking with my son through the countryside in the Vale of Clwyd when we came across a cottage and a women in some distress, having just found an owl in her living room. I bravely evicted it using her jacket to wrap up it's wings. It was a fair sized owl, and I was a bit nervous about getting gouged, but I figured it was just basically a cat with wings... It flew away safely. Obviously not as uncommon as I thought....

PurpleTurtle

6,987 posts

144 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Owl in the Living Room, wasn't that the (middle-class) b-side to Rat in Mi Kitchen?

Fastpedeller

3,872 posts

146 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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What a beauty. Like any animal it will keep away from a predator (you) unless it feels cornered, whereupon it will lash out. I'd suggest those talons are worse than a pussy cat - could possibly take your finger off with its beak too. Some mesh over the chimney pronto would seem like a good idea.

citizensm1th

8,371 posts

137 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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PurpleTurtle said:
Owl in the Living Room, wasn't that the (middle-class) b-side to Rat in Mi Kitchen?
PH needs a like button

ecsrobin

17,118 posts

165 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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J4CKO said:
Hmm, check under the stairs for small wizards.
rofl

Yipper

5,964 posts

90 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Very lucky to see one up so close. They are very shy. Once in a lifetime opp for most people. Beautiful birds.

Very territorial, so they can get pretty stressed when approached. As others have said, best to stay calm, move in slow motion, and try to gently nudge them out of a big open windows with a blanket, pillow or long broom. Wear gloves and glasses or sunglasses if poss.

Used to be an old wives' tale that an owl inside the home meant the house was haunted...

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Friday 21st April 2017
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Pretty cool to get that close OP smile

I'm not sure my encounter with a wood pigeon, that sneaked through my patio door last summer looking for food, really matches up to your owl frown He, or she, even left a massive crap on my doormat as a memento of their visit before flying back outside.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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HOGEPH said:
I think he's got irritable owl syndrome
Unless he's a bricklaying owl, in which case it'd be irritable trowel syndrome.

shirt

22,565 posts

201 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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catso said:
there's an Owl in the living room again
I love this statement.



HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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shirt said:
catso said:
there's an Owl in the living room again
I love this statement.
forest world problems

atom111

1,035 posts

225 months

Saturday 22nd April 2017
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Brilliant thread smilebiggrin