Tips for scaring away birds?

[Jonno02]

Gandahar said:

60 minutes per day with a pressure washer to clean up bird poo? Is this your garden




Or are slightly exaggerating ?


Let's get back to reality, this is very funny -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM2nEBE0RY

Unfortunately not. Mostly because a good part of the garden is a stupid shape and on several levels, so a lot of the time is spent re-arranging the hose and the power extension for the power washer, or moving everything over to another outside tap. Fortunately, still barely a poo in sight, so hopefully we're all good in that regard. Bonus points for the Monty Python sketch though.

[mike74]

Wow John... just wow.

In all my life I've never known anyone to fail so comprehensively to come up with any kind of cogent or rational counter argument in a discussion (even after you've took a whole 5 days to try and think up a response to my last post!)

Your levels of delusion, lack of self awareness and incoherent, unrelated analogies are just frankly bizarre.

I would ordinarily advise you to seek to some kind of counseling or psychiatric help, but in your case you're clearly too far gone.

Edited by mike74 on Monday 29th May 11:38