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Steve Maund said:
When you have to go home early because one dog has a infected paw and the wife has to take her to the Vets. I have to get home early because our big dopey bks of a 44Kg Rottie gets separation issues and will bark the neighborhood down.................
Steve- I have a 7.5KG JRT X that thinks that if I go into a shop, she has to come with us, and lets the area know she is not pleased if I leave her. I'm trying to persuade Swimbo that Lexi needs a companion to hold her paw when we are not there and on walks wher there's lots of these nasty cyclists about. Even at 12 years old our Flattie cross has an incredibly strong prey drive and will attempt to go after anything that moves although he never tries to actually attack anything it's just the game of chase he enjoys.
He actually tries to get the local wild ponies to chase him by running up and down in front of them and barking at them, sometimes they oblige but more often than not they just look at him like the idiot he is.
There are 2 very 'hench' rams with huge horns in one field we regularly walk through, he doesn't attempt to chase them though, he just does the looking straight ahead thing and pretends he's not seen them.
He actually tries to get the local wild ponies to chase him by running up and down in front of them and barking at them, sometimes they oblige but more often than not they just look at him like the idiot he is.
There are 2 very 'hench' rams with huge horns in one field we regularly walk through, he doesn't attempt to chase them though, he just does the looking straight ahead thing and pretends he's not seen them.
QuartzDad said:
you have to explain to colleagues why you're starting to gag and can no longer see due to the silent emissions from under the desk.
Seriously, what sort of biological witchcraft is going on in his colon to produce such evil?
When our Golden first arrived, we kept him on what he was used to, which was Beta. Jesus wept, nose hair frazzling emissions, and clearing up after him on walks was a gagging experience. If he did it while off the lead and you weren't quite sure where it was, just following your nose tracked the deposit down, even from upwind.Seriously, what sort of biological witchcraft is going on in his colon to produce such evil?
Since we got him on Wellbeloved, he's still a right farter, but only fairy farts which relatively smell of Apple blossom.
FourWheelDrift said:
My sister's old Lab did this to me, only I was standing up. Having moved from side to side of the narrow toilet to dissuade her from investigating the noise, she went between my legs and looked up at me. Sort of like a striker outwitting a slow goalie.Gassing Station | All Creatures Great & Small | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff