How to buy and import a domesticated elephant?
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Amazing animals all silliness aside.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephants
As to whether you could fuel a car off elephant turd bio-fuel, I see no reason why not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephants
As to whether you could fuel a car off elephant turd bio-fuel, I see no reason why not.
Your average elephant will eat the weight of 2 x human's per day and drink 200 litres of water.
Your post says 'elephants' so you're looking at more than 1. Which is a bit more tricky.
Shop Keeper - "Margaret, Margaret!"
<PAUSE> <NOD>
Margaret - "Ye-es"
Shop Keeper - "There's a gentleman on PH wants to know how to buy and import an Indian elephant"
Margaret - "Oh"
Shop Keeper - "Oh"
Margaret - "Ask him if he's tried Pets at Home, I think they do pets"
Shop Keeper - "She says have you tried Pets at Home as they do pets"
OP - "Have you got any African elephants?"
Your post says 'elephants' so you're looking at more than 1. Which is a bit more tricky.
Shop Keeper - "Margaret, Margaret!"
<PAUSE> <NOD>
Margaret - "Ye-es"
Shop Keeper - "There's a gentleman on PH wants to know how to buy and import an Indian elephant"
Margaret - "Oh"
Shop Keeper - "Oh"
Margaret - "Ask him if he's tried Pets at Home, I think they do pets"
Shop Keeper - "She says have you tried Pets at Home as they do pets"
OP - "Have you got any African elephants?"
Gizmo535 said:
BigBazza said:
Not a clue but 10/10 for the thread title.
Seconded.FWIW I wonder whether elephant sh1t could be used as a source from which biofuel could be produced...
Anyway, if you are heading down the fuel route, an African elephant would be better as it has bigger ears than an Indian elephant and could also be used as a source of wind power (flap its ears) or solar power (point ears in the direction of the sun). That's it! We can all offset our carbon footprints by buying an elephant. You heard it ear first, because Labour are bound to nick it and use it as a policy going forward.
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.Or you're a genius.
Edited by Speeder on Thursday 11th October 17:42
DJFish said:
"How to buy and import a domesticated elephant?"
Just buy a wild elephant and tame it, Dog Whisperer style.
That's lateral thinking that is!
Or you could rehome an ex working elephant?Just buy a wild elephant and tame it, Dog Whisperer style.
That's lateral thinking that is!
Suprised that the police have stuck with spaniels. An elephant would make an excellent sniffer dog, given the size of its trunk. Having said that, an elephant wired on yayo might be a little harder to keep under control, when compared to a medium sized dog.
Lord Benjamin said:
DJFish said:
"How to buy and import a domesticated elephant?"
Just buy a wild elephant and tame it, Dog Whisperer style.
That's lateral thinking that is!
Or you could rehome an ex working elephant?Just buy a wild elephant and tame it, Dog Whisperer style.
That's lateral thinking that is!
Suprised that the police have stuck with spaniels. An elephant would make an excellent sniffer dog, given the size of its trunk. Having said that, an elephant wired on yayo might be a little harder to keep under control, when compared to a medium sized dog.
plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.Seriously, you may want to rethink this idea, under the Dangerous Animals Act 1976
You can't keep them privately, and IIRC you can't keep them in a Circus anymore either.
ali_kat said:
plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.Seriously, you may want to rethink this idea, under the Dangerous Animals Act 1976
You can't keep them privately, and IIRC you can't keep them in a Circus anymore either.
rossc said:
You Sir have made my day,month,year.
Seconded plasticpig said:
.................. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars.
rossc said:
Utterly, utterly bonkers but genius all the same.
ewenm said:
ali_kat said:
plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.Seriously, you may want to rethink this idea, under the Dangerous Animals Act 1976
You can't keep them privately, and IIRC you can't keep them in a Circus anymore either.
ewenm said:
ali_kat said:
plasticpig said:
ali_kat said:
Why?
Simple really. I live in the East Midlands which has a high Asian population. Lots of traditional Indian weddings have elephants present. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars. Elephant trekking and kids parties also look like good potential income earners.Seriously, you may want to rethink this idea, under the Dangerous Animals Act 1976
You can't keep them privately, and IIRC you can't keep them in a Circus anymore either.
tubbystu said:
rossc said:
You Sir have made my day,month,year.
Seconded plasticpig said:
.................. So with some other investors I am starting to investigate the potential of wedding elephant hire. Just like wedding car hire but with elephants instead of cars.
rossc said:
Utterly, utterly bonkers but genius all the same.
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