[shep1001]

Negative Creep said:

Unfortunately my amazing cat guard didn't work, as evidenced by the near cardiac arrest I suffered at 3am this morning when I woke to find one of them hanging out the widow

I can't have the windows closed in this weather, so can anyone think of a way I can have it open without them trying to get out, including when they're left here alone?

Create a ledge perpendicular to the opening of the window along the frame making it hard to get out of the window from sat on the ledge. Make it stron enough its not floppy but weak enough if he tries to use it as a ledge it will fold and he can't sit on it.

My Pogull keeps falling out of the bedroom window, cats bounce quite well and they do always fall the right way up (I have watched him do it!)

[Negative Creep]

I came up with this somewhat more hardcore version earlier, on my other window with no shelves nearby



Tin foil is a very good way of making your cat act like he's just stepped on a landmine . Although I'm sure he would be ok from the fall, the problem is he'd run off and I would never see him again!

I do like the shelf idea though, I'll incorporate it into my design

[Dilligaf10]

Munter said:

You put up a seat in teh garden so you can sit outside for lunch. And look who turns up.

My 2 lunch mates.


Then things take a sinister turn in the evenings.

Stairs cat is watching you:

Edited by Munter on Friday 25th May 09:01

Why do you have my cat on your stairs?

[Simpo Two]

Dilligaf10 said:

Why do you have my cat on your stairs?

It's clearly a Schrodinger Cat; it can move at will through time and space.

[S10 GTA]

This is Izzy, she couldn't decided if she wanted to be out in the sun, or inside with me, so she did both.



Eventually she went outside



Here she is as a kitten last summer

Edited by S10 GTA on Monday 28th May 09:43

[TheHeretic]

Aaaaaargh! Opposable thumb!

[MadOne]

Love those paws!

[MarsellusWallace]

TheHeretic said:

My cat Schmo, who I had to rehome in the US when I left.

Edited by TheHeretic on Friday 25th May 15:30

I think he ended up here-from 2:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1W34A-n4I

[MarsellusWallace]

Stardust making himself comfy

[Steamer]

hornetrider said:

More cats chilling in the sun

Am I the only one thinking those 3 are just faking a road traffic accident / compensation claim?!

[Simpo Two]

Tell me that paw is actually two paws superimposed and not one polydactyl superpaw... the feline equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife...

[S10 GTA]

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

[Killer2005]

S10 GTA said:

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

Mine once brought home a spoon

[minky monkey]

Killer2005 said:

S10 GTA said:

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

Mine once brought home a spoon

Perhaps he was just stirring up trouble...

[hornetrider]

Steamer said:

hornetrider said:

More cats chilling in the sun

Am I the only one thinking those 3 are just faking a road traffic accident / compensation claim?!

Actually looks more like a scene from Platoon...

[Raify]

Dilligaf10 said:

Why do you have my cat on your stairs?

Why does your cat want to annex the Sudetenland?

[sleep envy]

Killer2005 said:

S10 GTA said:

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

Mine once brought home a spoon

We get rusty nails, where he finds them I've no idea.

[MKnight702]

sleep envy said:

We get rusty nails, where he finds them I've no idea.

He's pulling them out of the wall with his teeth in an escape attempt.

We often get frogs and toads brought in to play with, once we had a goldfish. This morning I had the same starling twice. I rescued it and it seemed OK so I let it go, as it flew off the cat shot out of the catflap after it, 5 minutes later it's back inside so I had to let the cat have it as a light snack.

[Simpo Two]

S10 GTA said:

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

What you don't realise is that Swissarmyknifepaw Cat made it from one of your bannisters using a lathe...

[jimmyjimjim]

Killer2005 said:

S10 GTA said:

Its a real superpaw. Useful for opening fridges and stealing the milk.

This is what I woke up to the other morning. Most people get dead animals.



I get a stick. Stoopid cat.

Mine once brought home a spoon

All I get is sopping wet (with drool) catnip toys.

I had an box from amazon up on the counter the other day while I was unpacking it, and unpacking the individual bits'n'bobs. Wasn't really paying attention to the box, apart from vaguely noting that it was swarming with cats, as they often do when there's something new, and thus either exciting or scary.

I then heard the crackle of tearing cellophane...at which point I remembered I'd included a catnip banana for them. Arse. Gone before I could get there. Rediscovered the next morning, dripping wet, on the bed.

Not seen it since, no idea where they've hidden it.