Cats name themselves; only very recently our black and white neutered tom named himself "what the fk are you up to now, you complete and utter bd. I'm trying to sleep!"
Currently feeling sorry for himself after a trip to the vet today for his boosters. It was all going ok until she took his temperature. Didn't like the thermometer up the nipsy, so he showed the nice vet his displeasure using these.
And one of his sisters, orphan Annie, so called as she was the only one of the litter no one else wanted, so we took her as well as her brother and sister.