Getting a chicken pregnant?

[schmalex]

Not directly. He's 6. That would be ridiculous & pretty irresponsible.

Edited by schmalex on Friday 23 April 20:42

[FamilyGuy]

Balmoral Green said:

Check out the 'chicken' newsgroups.

http://poultrykeeperforum.com/
http://www.practicalpoultry.co.uk/

For the record, it's my wife that's into chickens, not me

[V8mate]

Cock Womble will fk anything.

I'm sure he'll get your hen in the family way.

[missdiane]

This thread is funny

No other contribution, as you were.

[slideways]

now if you had titled the thread getting my bird pregnant with out a cock it would have been a lot more interesting

[V8mate]

slideways said:

now if you had titled the thread getting my bird pregnant with out a cock it would have been a lot more interesting

But that's just it. The OP does need the intervention of a cock(erel).

[Jasandjules]

missdiane said:

This thread is funny

No other contribution, as you were.

Well, you are the wrong sex to "contribute" as such................

[Fer]

I am relieved to see this thread wasn't about "Animal Farm - the movie"

[missdiane]

Jasandjules said:

missdiane said:

This thread is funny

No other contribution, as you were.

Well, you are the wrong sex to "contribute" as such................

How did you know I was female?

[missdiane]

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

[schmalex]

missdiane said:

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

Bagpipe her. That's what we did - it worked a treat

[missdiane]

schmalex said:

missdiane said:

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

Bagpipe her. That's what we did - it worked a treat

Does google tell me how to do that?

[Kermit power]

missdiane said:

schmalex said:

missdiane said:

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

Bagpipe her. That's what we did - it worked a treat

Does google tell me how to do that?

I'm pretty sure there's an old episode of Eurotrash that can help. They had an interview with a turkey masturbator! Apparently intensively reared turkeys get too big to shag, so this bloke's job was to relieve the man turkeys of their seed and squirt it into the wenches with a device which, in a cruel, ironic twist, looked just like a turkey baster.

[Summertime]

schmalex said:

missdiane said:

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

Bagpipe her. That's what we did - it worked a treat

So you have a chicken that can play music?

[Silent1]

MBHappyBunny said:

schmalex said:

Ayahuasca said:

A hen's egg, it has a bit of girth on it doesn't it?

Well, yes it does. Which leads me to another chicken related topic that I've been discussing with my son recently.

Do they have fannies?

I assume they do, as I guess they wouldn't be designed for it to come out of their bum.

Sorry, couldn't resist..

Chickens have vents....Alpaca's have fannies.

http://www.afn.org/~poultry/egghen.htm

HTH

Technically it's called a cloaca on a chicken

[Slashmb]

Bookmarked......

This thread is surely a contender for the Wiki

[AJS-]

Very misleading title.

[clarkey318is]

missdiane said:

Besides, anyone have a cock we can borrow, one of our hens isn't laying eggs yet, what better way to get her started?

I'm sure you'll find someone on PH who is into that kind of thing...

[GingerWizard]

The neighbour has a pretty magnificent cock next door. Big black thing, about a foot tall, pink head with the wobbly bits i would guess at a 4 lb 'er. Based Sandwich, South kent, do you want me to ask to see if he can wrestle the beast round yours?

Also when it wakes in all its glory in the morning, it makes some fking racket!



Gwiz

Edited by GingerWizard on Saturday 24th April 14:37

[stormin]

best thread this week.