Getting a chicken pregnant?

[omgus]

I have been a bit to busy for a visit to the lounge this week, i pop in and find this. Brilliant, made my day.

[schmalex]

Mazda Baiter said:

schmalex said:

MBHappyBunny said:

Pregnant Chickens FFS!

Here's some basic advice for you:-

1) Give the chickens back to the person who sold them to you.
2) Read a book about how to look after your chickens (an old fashioned but reliable method of learning)
3) When you have the required knowledge and equipment to responsibly look after the chickens and any subsequent chicks then get some more.

Honestly, some people.........

Thanks for the advice, chap

You'll be delighted to hear we are getting 6 Alpaca's in a few weeks.

Hopefully they'll last longer than the Geese last year......

Have you tried vaseline and a pencil?

Spot's all chopped & sorted now. However, my wife decided it'd be a good idea to get her a friend, so Sparkle arrived a week or so ago. She's 4 months old, so I've got the whole worm dance, pencil shagging thing to go through again.

Plus I sound like a right bender shouting "SPOT, SPAAAARKLE" outside the front door in a high pitched voice every night.

Edited by schmalex on Saturday 24th April 18:50

[clarkey318is]

schmalex said:

Mazda Baiter said:

schmalex said:

MBHappyBunny said:

Pregnant Chickens FFS!

Here's some basic advice for you:-

1) Give the chickens back to the person who sold them to you.
2) Read a book about how to look after your chickens (an old fashioned but reliable method of learning)
3) When you have the required knowledge and equipment to responsibly look after the chickens and any subsequent chicks then get some more.

Honestly, some people.........

Thanks for the advice, chap

You'll be delighted to hear we are getting 6 Alpaca's in a few weeks.

Hopefully they'll last longer than the Geese last year......

Have you tried vaseline and a pencil?

Spot's all chopped & sorted now. However, my wife decided it'd be a good idea to get her a friend, so Sparkle arrived a week or so ago. She's 4 months old, so I've got the whole worm dance, pencil shagging thing to go through again.

Plus I sound like a right bender shouting "SPOT, SPAAAARKLE" outside the front door in a high pitched voice every night.

Edited by schmalex on Saturday 24th April 18:50

And you don't look like a bender when you've got a pencil stuck in a chickens whotsit?

[schmalex]

IMO, no.

That was a cat. It was a solution put forward on here on my requesr for assistance in stopping an un spayed kitten getting the horn. The general consensus was I should shag it with a pencil.

[pbirkett]

I've just nearly spat banana all over my keyboard when I saw the thread title. Class!

[missdiane]

A bump for the best thread on animals so far

[cod man]

Thanks Missdiane. Made my evening

[Simon Brooks]

Would like to help out, however struggle to get much lower then an turkey now the knees are giving way

Great thread, amused me no end

[tenex]

Ayahuasca said:

A hen's egg, it has a bit of girth on it doesn't it?

OUCH!