Taxi fares/ directions in London

[Pothole]

PumpkinSteve said:

Pothole said:

FFS it's 2 miles you moron! How long would it take you to walk two miles in Butffk, Sticksville?

Stop trolling, by a London A-Z and MTFU!

I'm not trolling. I don't know distances in miles, only 'from here to here'.

Stay at home it's far too dangerous.

[Stuck In A Lift]

PumpkinSteve said:

Pothole said:

FFS it's 2 miles you moron! How long would it take you to walk two miles in Butffk, Sticksville?

Stop trolling, by a London A-Z and MTFU!

I'm not trolling. I don't know distances in miles, only 'from here to here'.

IF that's true, stay home. London is not for you.

If nothing else happens you will get lost, very, very lost... Alone, in the big bad city.

[bingybongy]

I literally don't know.

[Puggit]

Pothole said:

Stop trolling, by a London A-Z and MTFU!

Londoners use smart phones...

[Du1point8]

straight down Euston Road
walk left side of crescent gardens down park crescent until 1/2 way.
turn right onto portland place
turn right onto duchess street
Queens College should be visible now.

I reckon that can be done in 40mins.

[Pothole]

http://goo.gl/maps/PxTl9

you don't turn RIGHT into Portland Place from Euston Road.

32 minutes says Google. 25 max says me. Leave yourself an hour and you can have a mild heart attack by stopping for a pint!

[kowalski655]

Dont do it! You wont get 200 yards before being robbed of your money, clothes,and bottom virginity by some passing ne'er do well, or cock-er-nee as they are sometimes called, and then eaten alive by one of the many packs of feral badgers that roam London's streets feeding on lost tourists.

[wiffmaster]

Got a smartphone?

Download Uber.

Sign up with the promo code 'UBERTIKI' (this isn't my code by the way, so I don't get any credit).

This will give you £20 free credit.

Get to King's Cross, fire up the Uber app and you'll be picked up by somebody in a BMW 7 Series (or something else of that nature) within around 10 minutes. He'll then take you to Queen's College and as the fare will be under £20, it won't cost you a penny.

Free ride in a luxury car. Friends and I tried this the other week after a night out - excellent service!

Edited by wiffmaster on Monday 20th August 04:12

[Genelec]

Looks like you got lost and ended up on the Heath.



If you see a fella with a goatee singing a song that no-one knows don't let him give you a lift. You'll end up in snappy snaps.