Longleat Safari - will my car be destroyed?

Longleat Safari - will my car be destroyed?

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JuniorD

8,627 posts

223 months

Friday 20th April 2018
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akirk said:
R8Steve said:
That is the training video - shown to all new monkeys on arrival at Longleat biggrin
It is a Longleat car (hence Safari numberplate), not a customer car...

we went through behind a VW camper with 3 surfboards and a box on the roof - not much left by the time they came out!
So pick a more interesting car to follow
They are like my kids when my wife returns from a business trip

Saleen836

11,113 posts

209 months

Friday 20th April 2018
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Tonker,
If you bring mountain bikes with you there is a new track right by Longleat https://www.ibikeride.com/england/2010-longleat-fo...

Or if that is a bit too much there is also the forest which you can cycle round at a slower/easier pace
Both within a mile of the entrance to Longleat

Saleen836

11,113 posts

209 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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anonymous said:
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How was it, did the monkeys steal anything?

techguyone

3,137 posts

142 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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Heh I worked there many years ago, yes IN the monkey drive through amongst other park areas (we'd get rotated through the sections)


You'd always noticed te people that fed the monkeys, they'd be the car you couldn't see for monkeys...


Place used to look like a breakers yard, maybe it's different now but then (mid 80's) you'd see stuff like. Aerials, wing mirrors, headlights, exhausts, bumpers. It was really quite amazing what they could take off a car. Once a month or so we'd trundle around in a flat bed and pick up all the scrap parts biggrin


Classics from memory were:

Chavvy youngsters full of attitude in a mk3 Cortina, with a vinyl roof, the monkeys loved that! They came out minus the roof and other bits sans attitude, I almost felt sorry for them.

The other standout memory that summer was the German camper van that went in with a roof box, filled with clothes. Until you've sen a monkey racing around wearing a frilly white nighty and being chased by about 20 others, you've seen nothing.

The flat bed came out that day too, was like a jumble sale smile



hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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anonymous said:
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Haven't been to Longleat yet, how was it overall and would you recommend?

marcosgt

11,021 posts

176 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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a couple of decades ago, my wife and brother in law took both sets of kids there.

My BIL had a SAAB with a rubber spoiler - Monkeys loved the taste! biggrin

M.

MrJuice

3,362 posts

156 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Went on Sunday and arrived for around 10.30

Stayed until around 6 and saw most things except inside of the house. It's a good day out I think. Better than Whipsnade Zoo, for example.

The monkeys loved our car but didn't bite or chew anything off. They're mostly quite small. I've seen much bigger monkeys in India which I definitely wouldn't take my car near.

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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rainmakerraw said:
The monkeys at Knowsley Safari Park close to where we live are like an F1 pit crew.
rofl