Center Parcs WTAF!

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Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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croyde said:
True.

Well instead of £1500 at half term at CP, am going for all inclusive with free access to next door water park for also £1500 incl flights and transfers in Majorca.
Nice.
But don’t expect great weather - been there same time ditto Oct a few time and most were utter washouts.

Mid May - Sept super.

Electronicpants

2,642 posts

188 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Welshbeef said:
croyde said:
True.

Well instead of £1500 at half term at CP, am going for all inclusive with free access to next door water park for also £1500 incl flights and transfers in Majorca.
Nice.
But don’t expect great weather - been there same time ditto Oct a few time and most were utter washouts.

Mid May - Sept super.
I was in Majorca last October for a week, mid 20's and sunny every day bar one and that had a nice evening, the week before though the rain was so heavy that a few people were killed, weather roulette.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Welshbeef said:
croyde said:
True.

Well instead of £1500 at half term at CP, am going for all inclusive with free access to next door water park for also £1500 incl flights and transfers in Majorca.
Nice.
But don’t expect great weather - been there same time ditto Oct a few time and most were utter washouts.

Mid May - Sept super.
But the weather is going to be better than center parks?

We usually go to the states or maybe Crete or Rhodes in October. I used to have a place in Portugal which we used loads in october and often had great weather. The canaries can also have good weather.

I’d say Dubai is a good bet, Egypt used to be good before it became a terrorist hotspot. We really need the Middle East to sort it’s st out because October in northern Iran or beruit would probably be a lovely climate.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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El stovey said:
But the weather is going to be better than center parks?

We usually go to the states or maybe Crete or Rhodes in October. I used to have a place in Portugal which we used loads in october and often had great weather. The canaries can also have good weather.

I’d say Dubai is a good bet, Egypt used to be good before it became a terrorist hotspot. We really need the Middle East to sort it’s st out because October in northern Iran or beruit would probably be a lovely climate.
No but generally the U.K. is geared up for poorer weather + indoors vs generally outdoors (pools)

Tunisia was always dodgy

Crazy really as those North African countries could make a killing from the tourist industry offering capacity + even better weather + WAY cheaper than European med countries. Sadly they don’t

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Northern Cyprus is good in Oct (mid 20s+) and great exchange rate means 5* all inclusive for 4 nights is costing less than £700 including flights.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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janesmith1950 said:
Northern Cyprus is good in Oct (mid 20s+) and great exchange rate means 5* all inclusive for 4 nights is costing less than £700 including flights.
Cyprus Crete Rhodes all of those are lovely.

October is right at the end of the season in many parts though. You might find everything closing up in Cyprus at the end of October depending on when your half term is. If that’s an issue.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Haha, we're going on the annual lads jolly (to where we always go), no worries about half terms!

6 or 7 Lira to the Pound helps the stay remain cheap as chips.

768

13,687 posts

96 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Rightly, or probably wrongly, personally I'd feel a bit uncomfortable spending money in Northern Cyprus.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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I get that. The local population seem to see themselves as Cypriots rather than Turks, though. It's also very friendly, perhaps until you go through the DMZ and the Greek Cypriot border guards want to search you! smile

Lively place, super friendly, great scenary, food and drink. Loads of history and lovely architecture. And booze. And cheap. And probably lots of geezers who feel Spain is a bit close to the long arm of the British law!

PugwasHDJ80

7,529 posts

221 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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havoc said:
ralphrj said:
PugwasHDJ80 said:
ralphrj said:
PugwasHDJ80 said:
For every pound you give to Centre Parcs, 50p goes straight to the CAnadian owners.

Its turnover last year was £480m and its profitability was £248m.

They seem to have developed a monopoly on gaining planning permission.

Personally i find it amoral - what they should be doing is re-investing for their clients- taking half the profiability and improving the rather dated decor and slightly dodgy installations (or by reducing the prices in the "market"), instead they are raping the business for every penny they can!
What is the source for those numbers?

Their published accounts show £480m of revenue but only £69m of profit after tax.
EBITDA is what you are looking for- EBITDA is a cash equivalent and for this type of ownership is what drives proftiability.

EBITDA- Earnings Before Interest Tax Depreciation and Amortisation

[basically take net profit and add back depreciation and tax]
EBITDA isn't really profitability though is it? It is a measure that is useful for comparing businesses that are in different stages of growth and with different levels of debt (or even the same business year to year if the funding has changed) but to claim that an EBITDA figure is profit is wildly inaccurate.

In this case it ignores:

The cost of building the parcs
The cost of borrowing the money to build the parcs

Both of which were considerable.
yes

That said, 15% net margin (which will be after a fairly chunky 'management fee' from Canadian Head Office, I'm sure) is bloody good for the leisure industry.
Albeit the debt burden is driven by the free cash in the business, which is, in laymans terms analagous to EBITDA.

Blackstone did its money multiple with ease, looks like brookstone are going to do the same

What is clear however is that the re-investment in the parks is not keeping track with their useage- For the price point, Longleat felt old, dated and a bit worn out. 50% EBITDA margin and a 48% dividend yield shows they aren't keeping the money in the balance sheet!



theplayingmantis

3,780 posts

82 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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has anyone been to the irish one yet?


also is the lake district, really that bad - as in not really being like CP?

havoc

30,074 posts

235 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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PugwasHDJ80 said:
What is clear however is that the re-investment in the parks is not keeping track with their useage - For the price point, Longleat felt old, dated and a bit worn out. 50% EBITDA margin and a 48% dividend yield shows they aren't keeping the money in the balance sheet!
yes

Merlin also appear to have taken the Fat Boy Slim approach ("I'm #1, why try harder?")

croyde

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22,940 posts

230 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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Out of interest I just looked at the Belgian one, same 2 bed lodge, same week in October half term, 928 Euros compared to £999 in the UK. About the same and you'll have ferries/tunnel costs to add on.

miniman

24,974 posts

262 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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croyde said:
Out of interest I just looked at the Belgian one, same 2 bed lodge, same week in October half term, 928 Euros compared to £999 in the UK. About the same and you'll have ferries/tunnel costs to add on.
£999 seems very cheap for UK half term.

RammyMP

6,776 posts

153 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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theplayingmantis said:
has anyone been to the irish one yet?


also is the lake district, really that bad - as in not really being like CP?
Winfell is our go to CP, it’s not that bad.

bennno

11,655 posts

269 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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miniman said:
croyde said:
Out of interest I just looked at the Belgian one, same 2 bed lodge, same week in October half term, 928 Euros compared to £999 in the UK. About the same and you'll have ferries/tunnel costs to add on.
£999 seems very cheap for UK half term.
you forget just how bad the euro fx is currently, that would have been a third cheaper previously....


RammyMP

6,776 posts

153 months

Wednesday 4th September 2019
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miniman said:
Erperheide. We stayed there a few years ago, at least as good as the UK sites and very different costs even factoring in the travel.
I had a look at Erperheide and mentioned this to the missus, they do Pony lodges that would be great for the youngest, €500 for half term next year. I commented that it might be a plan. A few minutes later she pipes up that she likes the look of the one near Paris, guess what, €1000! Might as well go to a UK one!

gazza5

818 posts

105 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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RammyMP said:
miniman said:
Erperheide. We stayed there a few years ago, at least as good as the UK sites and very different costs even factoring in the travel.
I had a look at Erperheide and mentioned this to the missus, they do Pony lodges that would be great for the youngest, €500 for half term next year. I commented that it might be a plan. A few minutes later she pipes up that she likes the look of the one near Paris, guess what, €1000! Might as well go to a UK one!
Yep our daughter wanted to do the pony lodges, they had run out when we booked.

Tbh I can't fault the place, there is a lidl thats about 10 minutes by car for the basics, the on site store although pricey was very well stocked, we got baguette every day around 1.60 euros for lunch.

Paris one has deals with disney sometimes for tickets, but tbh your probably better staying at Davy Crockett lodge (can sometimes work out cheaper). I agree the missus has looked at the paris one, but we were put off by the price.

However as stated previously, our friends went to UK centre parcs one, £25 for 15 minute pony ride, Erperheide, its 4 euros (call it £4). So really depends what activities you plan on doing, saving can still be made.

If you shop at tesco, we use clubcard vouchers for the tunnel, again cutting down the cost.


VAGLover

918 posts

78 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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never been. but love water parks. what's the water park section like?

bennno

11,655 posts

269 months

Thursday 5th September 2019
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VAGLover said:
never been. but love water parks. what's the water park section like?
very waterparky